Post by Casanova English on Nov 8, 2022 2:11:51 GMT
Okay, how this works is you can post small mini-promos here or CD leading up to What Happens In Vegas. It can be chatting about the last PPV, your upcoming match, or just some CD on how the wrasslin world affects a wrestler’s life.
I’ll post some stuff here as well hyping the PPV, interviews and breakdowns with CU:LT staff and board meetings to push along the lore of the company.
This is completely up to you if this is used, no pressure, does not count toward RP scores for shows.
Post by Casanova English on Nov 8, 2022 15:29:00 GMT
Hello ladies and gentlemen and everyone else in between – ignore this head of hair haphazardly glued to my head to insinuate I am some Super Saiyan. Anyway, I am here to bring you down the storylines, breakdowns and predictions you so desperately need. So let’s get right into it.
Clown Funhouse Match II
Glum vs Craig Cogan
Come on down to Glum's fun house, full of cocaine, broken beer bottles, hypodermic needles, possibly loaded weapons.
This isn’t the first time Craig Cogan has done battle in a funhouse. He famously dispatched on Squiggles months ago, but Glum is a whole different Clown. Criag the Clown Killer from Outer Space will have his work cracked up for him against this seasoned vet. Sure Glum will probably be a little drunk, a little depressed, but hasn’t that fuelled many through their career until they jump off a tall building. But my prediction here is Glum does that with Cogan at the bottom – crashing into his body and willing the match for the fallen clowns before him.
Double Homicide Championships
Tornado No DQ 2 v 1 Match
Chester Roosevelt vs Da Bing Bong Twinz
The Bing Bong Twinz made their presence felt during Deathmatch Does Dallas – but Chester Roosevelt single handedly hoisted the scrawny trolls into the air with a double chokeslam bringing them crashing down onto the hood of their own WHIP. The display of strength prompted English to make this a 2 on 1 match for the Double Homicide Championships. I know The Big Bong Twinz have pulled off some surprisingly big wins off through their career – but I think Roosevelt is going to prove to be too much even by his lonesome. This is a man who months ago went toe to tow with the former New World Champion Jane Doe. I say he uses one Twinz limp body to beat the others’ body limp and Three Ring Barny continues their dominance.
Special Guest Ref Azurine Vebbins
Jennie Fenix vs Lissie Hope vs Holden Ross vs Eavan Maloney
We have two big debuts with Fenix and Maloney in this one, but they are in there with two mainstays Holden Ross and Lissie Hope. Now Holden and special ref Vebbins have been getting into eachothers’ face so it will be interesting to see that play out. That said you know Lissie Hope isn’t going to take two losses in a row. She’s stepping back from the title scene and this is her opportunity to show just how great of a wrestler she is. I think Hope finds a way to pull this one out and get back to her winning ways after once again narrowly missing winning the New World Championship at Deathmatch Does Dallas.
Lions' Den Match
Alice Gemini vs Serenity Holmes
This one is going to be a down and dirty brawl inside a Lion’s Den. Submission and KOs win this one and neither of these women will have an issue doing that to one another. Alice and Serenity had a feud of the year in Action Wrestling and now their hatred has tumbled CULT and we’re more than happy to oblige in the bloodshed. Serenity had an amazing win in her debut beating Iggy Deluna in the finals of a triple threat first blood match. Meanwhile, Alice has established herself as the most dominant force in CULT. She won two matches in her debut – capturing the FIGHT Championship in the process. No one has really challenged her skill and now she has a chance at redemption when she takes Holmes on. I have to say I think Alice walks away with this one and cashes in for a shot at the New World Championship at The People V. Casanova English.
Adrienne Beaufort vs Ace Sky
It’s a match both people have been asking for. We will see Ace Sky, the resident workhorse of CULT go one on one with CULT’s favorite sweetheart Adrienne Beaufort. Both have had issue stringing wins together in the past – but this is a match that will get one set off on the right foot. Beaufort has had some high profile bouts, but had an unfortunate accident with a pitchfork in her last match where she was dealt a loss by Craig Cogan. Ace Sky put on a wrestling clinic last month against Justin York but came up short once again. I have a feeling Ace finds a way to galaxy leap to the next level by beating Beaufort in Tokyo.
Handcuffs and Headshots Match
Addy A vs Iggy Deluna
Cuff your opponent and smash their skull with your object of choice 10 times.
Iggy Deluna was to be a big star when CULT kicked off almost a year ago. She has not been able to pick up a win in the CULT ring and her reintroduction last month was ruined by Serenity Holmes. Addy A has managed to beat the first SNUFF Champion, Max Daemon two times in a row cementing her spot as Deathmatch Queen. I think that title could be at risk though, Deluna was hungry in her first match – enough that management awarded her a shot at the title. I think Iggy shocks the world when she wins her first match and first championship in this company by hammering the head of Addy A to oblivion.
CULT Classic Championship
Vincent Black vs JJ Slayer
English has been trying to get some consistency with the CULT Classic Championship – flight delays – including one that had the Vincent Black vs Noah Orteaga match called off last month – injuries – people having to leave the company.. It’s all caused issues with the image of the Classic Championship. Now English is trying to add some flavor to the division by giving the debuting JJ Slayer a shot at the title. Now while JJ seems like a great prospect, I am not sure he is going to be able to stack up to the pure talent of Vince Black. That said, I think Black dictates who wins this one, if he shows up at a top level… well… he is going to retain… but if he’s slipping a bit like he has shown in recent months JJ Slayer might just win the Classic Championship his first night with the company.
New World Championship
Jane Doe vs JD Driftwood
If you said JD Driftwood would walk out of Deathmatch Does Dallas with the New World Championship still around his waist I would have called you a fucking liar. He was in there with the best CULT has to offer Lissie Hope, Donnie Hopkins and, of course, Jane Doe. Driftwood managed to prove he belongs at the top of the company, but he will have to do it all over again in Tokyo when he takes on Jane Doe in an Inferno Match. Jane barely made it out of Dallas without taking the pinfall – a rare position for her to be in – but if we all know Jane is arguably the most dominant force in combat sports – alive or possibly dead. This is going to be a brutal contest. Jane can take incredible amounts of damage and keep on coming – but we all know JD is versed in ripping people apart. It’s going to be a sight to see as someone is set on fire in Japan. My money has to go on Jane Doe… I think she starts her second reign as top champion by smashing open the lightning Driftwood has caught in a bottle and carried around in his prison wallet for the last six months.
Post by Casanova English on Nov 8, 2022 21:58:39 GMT
The Star of the Month is none other than Serenity Holmes. She’s one of the newest and youngest members of the CULT roster. In her debut she showed she is not just another pretty face and won’t be cast to the side as Holden Ross’ girlfriend. No in her first match here she has almost as much as Holden has got in an entire year with the company. In her debut she beat the returning Iggy Deluna and Aubrey Mack in a triple threat first blood match.
Now she is in a top match as she aims to submit or knock out the biggest rival in her career, Alice Gemini to win the FIGHT Championship in a Lion's Den Match at Super Saiyan I as CULT makes its debut in Japan. Alice is a hell of an obstacle, but one thing is for sure if anyone has the tools to become the youngest champion in CULT history it’s Serenity Holmes.
Post by Casanova English on Nov 16, 2022 21:35:39 GMT
We are back on top.
The four masked fucks can’t deny that.
We doubled the buyrate from Gringos Gone Wild with Deathmatch Does Dallas. I think The Board is finally understanding I know what I am doing. Maybe, just maybe they will step back and let me take this company to the heights I know it can reach, surpassing pro wrestling and embedded itself into combat culture.
They always want more though don’t they. Want to suck every last fucking dollar out of my name. The Horse, The Eagle and The Elephant all look down at me from their tall judge like podium.
“I’m impressed Mr. English. Our little experiment taking you out of the equation did indeed fail and I must admit Deathmatch Does Dallas was one of my favorite shows yet,” The Elephant said, finally getting off my ass.
This bitch has been critical since I facilitated the end of her nieces career– poor Lady Fartmouth – but it was nothing personal. I am just slowly whittling it all down to a roster of certified killers.
“What did you expect? I have been selling out arena on my name and my name along since I started in this business. Some of these CULT Members are finally earning my respect dare I say it. JD Driftwood is finally getting his due, finally proving what I’ve said for years – you don’t need to be some roided up fuck or baby faced killer. All you have to do is be tough as fuck and weather it’s the bar or a wrestling ring the dumb fucks will line up to take a swing.”
“Still,” The Eagle says, quick to shoot his talons into anything and poke a few holes.
“You have to reel some of these people in. Noah Ortega now showed, we have seen no sign Shogun Kaiser after signing him to a lucrative contract. Vincent Black didn’t even defend the Classic Championship at the last show. Buyrates are great and all but without some of these asshole showing consistency your product is going to fall apart.”
“Vincent will defend his championship at Super Sayian I or he will be stripped of the championship. I’m giving some new blood a chance to start off on the right foot. JJ Slayer has a huge opportunity to win a title his first night with the company. So we will see if Black will be able to legitimize the Classic division, if not… well maybe someone like JJ will,” I said defending my plan to whip this fucking shit hole into shape.
The Elephant is nodding.
“We need to diversify too,” she said. “What about this Naked Football Game thing, seems progressive. I know Lissie Hope is going to be playing, maybe we should be endorsing her.”I have to bite my tongue to avoid spitting venom. I gather my thoughts and say it as nicely as possible.
“I’m not putting a single fucking logo on that dumb cunts uniform. We pay her to wrestle and she’s out there playing Celebrity Apprentice or some shit. Hell she has told management she needs December off. The only thing I like about Hope is she puts asses in seats, without being here she is useless to me.”
“At least you are winning matches,” The Horse said.
“You picked up a high profile win over Alexander Hate at Pro Wrestling Excellence. How do you feel going into the match next month with Datura.”
“I would have liked a fucking heads up that she was going to be at Deathmatch Does Dallas,” I snapped back.
“What would be the fun in that,” The Horse said.
“I know it will be a big match, a throwback to Visionaries of Wrestling, but if Datura thinks this is going to be anything like the pure wrestling we did a decade ago she is sadly mistaken. She wants to come to the ring like Carrie to intimidate me, well in December I am going to make sure it is real fucking blood.”
“We need something at stake though,” The Horse said, clearing his throat.
“If Datura comes into your house and beats you, then Casanova English never wrestles in a CULT ring again under any circumstances.”The room goes silent. All their beady little eyes zeroing in on me. All listening to see if my heart rate goes up.
“That’s fine… I try not to eat where I shit anyway.”I put a cigarette in my mouth and head for the elevator back up to where the people are easier to manipulate.