Post by Casanova English on Jan 2, 2023 13:29:43 GMT
Okay, how this works is you can post small mini-promos here or CD leading up to What Happens In Vegas. It can be chatting about the last PPV, your upcoming match, or just some CD on how the wrasslin world affects a wrestler’s life.
I’ll post some stuff here as well hyping the PPV, interviews and breakdowns with CU:LT staff and board meetings to push along the lore of the company.
This is completely up to you if this is used, no pressure, does not count toward RP scores for shows.
Post by Casanova English on Jan 5, 2023 3:03:45 GMT
CULT is staying in Canada for one more show. The People V. Casanova English was an amazing show in Toronto on New Year’s Eve, but it’s time to look ahead to Ladder Day Saints as Season 1 of CULT ticks toward its end. So let’s take a look at the upcoming matches and my takes on who will walk away the winners.Highway Robbery Ladder Match
The winner of this match will pick any event in season two to challenge for whatever championship they would like in whatever match type they would like.
Silas Romero vs Allen Chaney vs Murphy Doyle Maher vs Azurine Vebbins vs Eavan Maloney vs Cassidy Hobbs
There is a lot of talent slammed into this match. We have some massive debuts with Silas Romero and Allen Chaney, both of them are some of the biggest signings CULT has picked up in recent months and I know both men are going to be hellbent on choosing their own destiny. Maher had an impressive debut at The People V. but he fell short to another man in this match, Cassidy Hobbs. Then we have Vebbins who just beat Ace Sky and Evan Maloney who won a 10,000 thumbtack match against Beaufort. Everyone in this match has a reason to want to win… and with the prize being a shot at any show in Season 2 of CULT… it’s high stakes. I’m going to go with the darkhorse in this one, I think Murphy Doyle Maher comes back from the loss he suffered in his debut and sets himself up as a main eventer around here.Craig Cogan vs Lissie Hope
Craig Cogan has been on a bit of a slide, but what can you expect from a man who barely knows what the hell he is doing out there. Just when you think he’s caught on, he makes it clear he has no fucking clue. Lissie Hope attacked English at the end of The People V. She is going to have to have eyes in the back of her head as we head to the English vs Hope show down at the Denzel Porter Invitational. I think Hope picks up some momentum before that match and manages to beat the former Double Homicide Champion in Craig Cogan. Here’s hoping, see what I did there?Last Man Standing Match
Max Daemon vs Lexi Rasputin
It’s a big debut for Lexi Rasputin, and a huge return for the first ever SNUFF Champion Max Daemon. Lexi was an athlete all through highschool after immigrating from Russia and owns her own Vodka distillery. I think it’ll be hard for her to get a CULT commercial slot though. Max is making a return here, but to say he left on a slide would be wrong. He suffered two losses ina row, but to Addy A who is a certified deathmatch queen. I’m excited to see what a renewed Max Deamon bring to CULT and I think he manages to stay on his feet in this one.Jennie Fenix vs Beaufort
Jennie Fenix should probably be our CULT Classic Champion, she got her foot on the ropes at The People V. but the ref didn’t see it. Beaufort on the other hand lost in another deathmatch type and is asking not to be booked in such barbaric matches – but sadly she signed up for CULT and I don’t think she will get too much time off to recover. Beaufort has won some big ones, like she did recently against Ace Sky – but I think Fenix is the future of this company and takes a step toward that by beating Beaufort in Quebec. Though I have to assume the crowd will be behind The French Rose.Tasers Ladders and Chains
Chester Roosvelt vs Veronica Strader
It’s from one ladder match to another for Veronica Strader. She just beat Craig Cogan by climbing a ladder and getting a contact to face off for the SNUFF Championship. Meanwhile, Chester Roosevelt is carving out a singles legacy for himself. Now Three Ring Barney holds the Double Homicide and SNUFF Championships. Strader is a force in the business – her debut was dominating, but so was Roosevelt’s win. I’m going to go out on a limb and say Strader makes Chester’s run a short one.CULT Classic Championship
JJ Slayer vs Ace Sky
Ace Sky has asked for it time and time again so I hope he has a plan. His first championship shot against a man has proved to be a legit killer between the ropes. He won the title in impressive fashion from Vincent Black and then went on to put on a classic with Jennie Fenix at the last show. Ace has battled and battled for the last year – he has just one win, but everytime he steps in the ring he shows people something they have never seen before. This is the first time we have seen him in such a high pressure situation. You know what, let’s go all in… upset of the year – Ace Sky walks out with the Classic Championship some how some way. We need an underdog story to believe in.Triple Cage Ladder Match
New World Championship
Three Cages stacked on top of one another, climb a ladder at the top of the final cage to capture the New World Championship.
Alice Gemini vs Serenity Holmes
This is the big one. A story that spans multiple companies. Alice Gemini was named 2022 CULT Rising Star of The Year. She won the FIGHT Championship in her debut winning two matches in one night. She held that championship and was a completely dominant force right up until SS1 where Serenity Holmes walked into the company and beat Alice in a Lion's Den Match. That brought us to The People V. where Holmes and Gemini pinned JD Driftwood at the exact same time to become well… co-champions. Now they face in a triple cage ladder match. They need to bust out of the first cell, scale it, bust into the second cage where they will retrieve bolt cutters to open the 3rd cage to get the ladder and finally scale it to grab the New World Championship. You know Holmes has done so much in her rookie year – no one could have predicted she would end with a New World Championship win in CULT. That said, I don’t think Alice will drop another match to her so soon – based on pure hatred alone. And you can see on social media the young Holmes is getting in her own head. Alice smells that blood in the water and that’s it for Holmes. I think Gemini crowns herself Undisputed Champion.
Post by Casanova English on Jan 25, 2023 1:59:51 GMT
I’ve given them all my creativity.RING! RNG! RING!I’ve built them a fucking empire to retire with.RING! RING! RING!Ten amazing shows creating a new standard in combat sports.RING! RING! RING!Late nights putting cards together.
RING! RING!Controlling the destiny of others.RING! RING!
Last month I gave my body. I poured my soul out.RING! RING! RING! RING! RING! RING!And still they want these bullshit meetings. These episodic practices in strong arming me. They want me to build them something surgical – sterile – something the elite can watch with a cup of tea through glass panes in sky boxes laughing at barbaric buffoonery of the men and women who know nothing else but brutality.RING! RING! RING!I smash the Iphone down hard on the table top, over and over and over, glass splintering into my palms – until the ringing stops. Well until I only hear it in my subconscious. Bash Daddy grabs my hand preventing me from mangling it any further.
“I take it we’re skipping this board meeting,” he said, giving me back my bloody appendage.
“Maybe I wouldn’t have taken my first loss in PWE if these assholes would leave me the fuck alone. CULT is running like a fine oiled machine. There is no need to continue to try to push us to a place we are not ready to be. I’ve seen a million CULTs come and fucking go and I don't want this company being another statistic,” I said picking up some napkins and squeezing them in my palm to soak up the blood.No one at the dive bar gave a fuck about me smashing the phone – soaking up my blood – a waitress just slid another old fashioned in front of me. I nod and take a sip. I hate the bottle service bullshit, those clubs Lissie Hope used to go to before she got sober. Nah, I like to hide my alcoholism as much as possible, not celebrate it on Bourbon Street.
“I think it’s time we start to fight back a bit. We know the identity of one of these fuckers – lets unmask the other two. At least let them know we know exactly who they are, what they are using this money for,” I said, sipping my drink.Bash nods and grunts in agreement, but the conversation doesn’t go much further than that – a hand is on my shoulder.
“I was worried I was never going to see you again,” The Detective said. He’s the reason for all this. The dirty fucking cop takes a seat opposite me tucking in beside Bash.
“So, that’s it… you are done with the meetings huh,” he said, sipping from a domestic beer he ordered before coming over to the table.
“It’s fine. You seem to have a good handle on things. See, I’m not that hard to get along with Mr. English. But if you aren’t going to be coming to these meetings The Board wants final say in recruitment to the company,” he looked me dead in the eyes as I glared through the bottom of my glass – putting it down after a big drink.
“Speaking of, we’d love for you to offer a contract to Datura. She gave you a run for your money last month and we have decided she would be quite a marketable member of the roster.”
“Yeah, whatever,” I said, setting my drink back down. I didn’t want him to know he was getting to me, but if he wants me to bring Datura in… It won’t be I who suffers contrary to popular belief.Bonds formed in blood are the strongest.
“We’ve lost some star power. JD is on a break, Jane Doe is gone, Donnie Hopkins is gone… all those main eventers burned out too quickly,” The Detective said.
“Oh look at you Special Agent Kayfabe, figuring out the business huh?,” I snap.
“Well, you know… with how well things are going with CULT maybe I can stop pretending to be a hero cop and retire. Maybe I just cut you loose entirely in a few years. That’s what you want isn’t it?”
No… it’s mine now.
“Yeah, sure,” I said, sipping away at my whiskey.
Bash doesn’t talk much when The Detective is around. He knows how this man ruined my life. How he cut the brakes on my pregnant girlfriend’s car killing her and our child. Tit for tat though. I took his father… accidentally… but does that ever matter when it comes to revenge?
“It’s fine if you want to cut out the meetings. We will save them for special occasions, but in the meantime try not to drink yourself to death… or chop your hands up with bits of smart phone glass.”With that, Special Agent Hancock got up from the table and slowly left the bar. Stupid fuck stuck me with the bill.
“I hate that mother fucker," Bash said, sipping on his mocktail.
“He’s the only one I know anything about.”Hancock is the son of a now dead cop. He was too good for the police game, did shit too honest and then got into the booze when the squad found a way to force him out. Nah, Hancock’s dad was a good man. I only meant to scare him with the exploding tapes, but the drunk idiot burned his whole cabin to the ground. Now his son, Hancock, a dirty special agent has taken me into a money laundering scheme using CULT. He’s washing money through this company like crazy.
Knowing Hancock wears some fucking Eagle head and is part of some mysterious group – a portion of it overseeing CULT doesn’t narrow it down enough to determine who has been calling the shots wearing The Elephant or The Horse mask. Hancock knows politicians, war lords, gang leaders and terrorists.
I can learn from a man like him though… starting with paying someone to do my dirty work.