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HIGHWAY TO DEATHMATCH DOES DALLAS Oct 12, 2022 5:15:17 GMT

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Post by Casanova English on Oct 12, 2022 5:15:17 GMT

Okay, how this works is you can post small mini-promos here or CD leading up to What Happens In Vegas. It can be chatting about the last PPV, your upcoming match, or just some CD on how the wrasslin world affects a wrestler’s life.

I’ll post some stuff here as well hyping the PPV, interviews and breakdowns with CU:LT staff and board meetings to push along the lore of the company.

This is completely up to you if this is used, no pressure, does not count toward RP scores for shows.

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.

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HIGHWAY TO DEATHMATCH DOES DALLAS Oct 12, 2022 22:57:58 GMT Alice Gemini likes this

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Post by Casanova English on Oct 12, 2022 22:57:58 GMT

Deathmatch Does Dallas
Big Match Breakdown

Hey it’s me again, Karl Childers, fresh off of what was CU:LT’s lowest buyrate… Gringos Gone Wild… that could be because Casanova English didn’t book the card… or simply fragile white egos. Regardless, we are trying to pick up more momentum as we make our way to Japan in November by stopping off with a huge show in Texas on Halloween night… Deathmatch Does Dallas! And we have the biggest main event booked to date when newly crowned New World Champion JD Driftwood aims to defend his title against former champions Donnie Hopkins and Jane Doe along with hometown favourite Lissie Hope in a 4-way Deathmatch. So lets start this month’s edition of Big Match Breakdown.

FIGHT Championship
Special Guest Referee Azurine Vebbins
Alice Gemini vs Holden Ross

The idea of Alice Gemini losing anytime soon really hasn’t crossed my mind, but she is in the ring with a monster who was off an equally dominating win at Gringos Gone Wild – cannonballing through the side of a steel cage. Then you have Azurine Vebbins. I don’t even know how to explain her – but honestly she is off a huge win too completely dominating her opponent at the last show. I don’t know how she will factor into this match, or what is will sound like in her unique dialect as she counts to three… but I know she could be on the receiving end of an angry Ross of Gemini depending on the outcome and that isn’t somewhere you want to be. Alice, I could talk her up for hours. She has 3 wins in 2 events and is well on her way to lighting up at FIGHT Championship and cashing in for the top prize. I know Ross is hungry for a championship, but I also know Alice doesn’t mind sinking her teeth in… and she might make a meal out of the big man.

First Blood Triple Threat
Iggy Deluna vs Aubrey Mack vs Serenity Holmes

It’s a redebut for one of the biggest fan favorites in CU:LT’s short life span as Iggy Deluna returns to take on two debuting wrestlers, Aubrey Mack and Serenity Holmes – who is probably aiming to be known more then Holden Ross’ girlfriend. This one is process of elimination, you get cut up and you are out. I don’t think any of them have a particular strategic advantage going in – in fact I think it could be a great pure wrestling contest even though it’s taking palace under first blood rules. Mack is very talented between the ropes, Holmes is savvy herself, but I think Iggy returns with a bang – rips someones’’ head off lariat and pick up her long awaited first CU:LT win.

SNUFF Championship
Trick or Treat Match

Addy A vs Max Daemon

Bags surround the ring, open them up to see if they are a delightful treat, a weapon to hurt your opponent with, or a trick, something to throw you off your game.

These two are running back a great match from Gringos Gone Wild, a highlight of a pretty lacklustre show. Addy barely pulled off a win against the fist SNUFF Champion and he is more determined as ever to get his title back. Addy has been really impressive, but with the unpredictability of this match I have to give the edge to Daemon. He thinks outside the box like when he first won the title at Manson Family Values by stealing someone else's blood in the pint of blood match to get himself the win. It won’t be an easy task, but I think if Addy gets a trick rather than a team Max won’t give her the opportunity to recover

Justin York vs Ace Sky

Justin York had a great match back after a brutal loss and almost being killed by the company’s owner, but it was the mysterious masked wrestler Señor Mascara who came out on top. Ace Sky had another amazing and acrobatic showing, but he was also dealt a loss in the same match. I know York is just viewing this match as a stepping stone into getting revenge on Señor Mascara for the loss, but to look past Ace Sky is a mistake. He has proved he has what it takes to win, in his losses he has been pretty unlucky with other opponents often taking the pinfall. After Chris Page backing out of their match at Gringos Gone Wild this is another chance for him to be in a high profile contest and the high flying style of both will make this a must watch. I think York is a little too motivated to take another loss at this point though, so Sky is going to have to use that education of his and try to outsmart The Casino Kid.

Double Homicide Championships
Graveyard Smash

Three Ring Barney vs Strike 2 Kill

It’s pretty simple – it’s a match in a graveyard where anything goes. Pin, submit, or bury your opponent alive to win the match.

Three Ring Barney is back on top baby! All is right in the tag team division after the Double Homicide Championships have been swapped around. Strike 2 Kill made a hell of an impact at Gringos Gone Wild though attacking the Dawson Brothers and ending their in ring career before it even started. I think this team is going to bring a fight to Luna and Royston here – but I think after being dethroned by Cogan and Crawford, Three Ring Barney understands they can’t underestimate anyone in this company. It’ll be a hard fought battle, but I don’t see Three Ring dropping the belts again so soon. Regardless, the winners will finge the BillaBong Boys… or whatever in Tokyo… Why is English giving these guys the opportunity to challenge for the belts in Japan… I will never understand…

Classic Championship
Vincent Black vs Noah Ortega

The fatal four way elimination match at Gringos Gone Wild delivered and it was Vincent Black getting Noah Ortega to tap out in the end… securing himself as the CU:LT Classic Champion. The question in every wrestling fan’s mind at the end of the night was… what if this was a one on one match? Noah Ortega has yet to lose a singles match and now there are no distractions; it might be a whole different tale. Black hasn’t been very confident in himself, Noah on the other hand has… and if Vincent doesn’t find the motivation he needs we could see him as a transitional champion with Ortega continuing his rise to greatness.

Devil’s Pitchfork Match
Craig Cogan vs Adrienne Beaufort

Each competitor will be armed with a pitchfork they can use as the only legal weapon in the match.

It’s a strange placement for this match, but you gotta break up the big ones with something… so hey, Craig Cogan found himself a spot on the card and will take on Adrienne Beaufort in a Devil’s Pitchfork Match… this is some campy shit right here but I think it will be great to break up the show I just hope Cogan doesn’t take his own eye out on the way to Beaufort’s win.

Main Event
Fatal 4-Way Deathmatch
New World Championship
JD Driftwood vs Donnie Hopkins vs Lissie Hope vs Jane Doe

This is the big one, a do or die for JD Driftwood in what will be the hardest title defence for a champion yet. He was able to win the New World Championship after he was stripped of the title earlier in the night at Gringos Gone Wild, but on paper he will be recognized as a double champion for a brief period. Donnie Hopkins just hasn’t been himself and that bled into things at Gringos Gone Wild. JD was able to take advantage of Donnie’s apparent health issues. This is going to be a tough one for Donnie if that is the case and he’ll have to pick his spot. Jane Doe reappeared at Gringos Gone Wild attacking Donnie at the end of the show and making her interest in the championship clear. She was easily the most dominant World Champion to date. Then we have Lissie Hope – who would be champion if English didn’t screw her out of the title at Summer of Slam. It’s the biggest name in CU:LT all in one ring. All motivated to walk out New World Champion. No one in this match is undefeated, but JD’s loss came at his very first match in a situation where he wasn’t able to play to his strengths. I think somehow Driftwood retains and claims his spot at king shit of deathmatch.

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HIGHWAY TO DEATHMATCH DOES DALLAS Oct 12, 2022 23:10:55 GMT

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Post by Casanova English on Oct 12, 2022 23:10:55 GMT

Hello ladies, gents and anyone who identifies as anything in between… this month we are awarding the Star of the Month to none other than Ace Sky.

It took roughly six months to pick up his first win in the company but the man is relentless and continues to have high profile performances. This past show he was snubbed in a match when Chris Page decided to walk out of the company, but Ace didn’t miss a step putting in an amazing performance in a lose against Trey, York and Senor, but this time he will get a rare one on one match – typically Ace had been booked in cluster fuck after cluster fuck, but this time he has the opportunity to defeat a rising star in Justin York.

And if chases out on the Casino Kid he might even make a friend in Casanova English. One thing is for sure when Ace is booked you're going to agility you have never witnessed before and his sharp mind always keeps him ahead of the pack. Though he has been around for a while and they say you can’t teach old dogs new tricks… I think Ace is just edging on his potential in CU:LT. His value goes beyond the ring as he is a tremendous locker room leader.

Turn in to Deathmatch Does Dallas on Halloween night as Ace Sky squares off with Justin York.

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HIGHWAY TO DEATHMATCH DOES DALLAS Oct 16, 2022 3:16:37 GMT

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Post by Casanova English on Oct 16, 2022 3:16:37 GMT

This company would be nothing without me…

It’s my child…

The one I thought I had lost with her… and I can see past their bullshit masks into this eyes and see they know this now.

“100,000 fucking buys,” I said, almost scoulding in my tone.

Each board member staring down at me from their high table – The Eagle, The Elephant, The Horse – I controlled the whole fucking zoo.

“That isn’t even half of the what our best shows were. Giving the company over to someone else, letting them book this show. They almost sank up entirely, we spent over a million fucking dollars for this asshole to promote the show… and we have nothing to show for it… I thought I was the one bad for business,” I said.

I could see I was getting under their skin, trying to silence their deep breathing, trying to unclench their jaws – unroll their coiled fingers – finger nails digging into palms.

“It’s not all about that English. You know we can afford to lose a few dollars, you know not all the money we use is our own. It was a drop in the bucket to teach you a lesson,” The Eagle said, trying to take control of the conversation.

“And what is this return to the ring with Pro Wrestling Excellence? This better not take away your focus running this venture.”

I am tired of sitting on the sidelines. Part of the reason I cost Lissie Hope her New World Championship win was because I needed an excuse – any excuse to get back in the ring and hurt someone.

“It will be fine. Consider it missionary work, spreading the good gospel that CU:LT creates the best wrestlers in the business or whatever,” I said shrugging.

“Plus job security, you just kicked me out of my own house for a fucking month because I got a little too excited.”

The Horse huffs as he looks down at the sheet showing CU:LT’s buy rates.

“Well even with you not being in charge at Gringos Gone Wild it seems you got what you wanted anyway. JD Drfitwood, that fat fucking loser redneck is the face of this this company. You think he’s going to be selling out arenas, that women are going to be lining up to see him wrestle… that anyone is going to look at that limp dick hillbilly as a role model.”

“Hey,” The Elephant said, chiming in and pulling on her shirt a little to cover her body. “We are not here to body shame. And if you look at the numbers Massacre in Miami was the best selling show and Driftwood was the main event.”

The Horse just scoffed at being interrupted.

“Look,” I said. “She is right and that is, again, why I started this company. Without CU:LT JD Driftwood wouldn’t be a World Champion, he wouldn’t be relevant – he’d be dead in a hotel room after swallowing a cocktail of whiskey, pills and a 12-gauge bullet. Maybe, just maybe loser fat red neck fuck like him looking for a support beam in their house sturdy enough to do the job hang on for one more day. Maybe if we stop cramming these fucking jock bodied fucks down their throat just maybe on the way of making you assholes rich we could do some good in this world.”

I put a cigarette between my lips but don’t light it, just flirt with it a little.

“I know, sounds like a bunch of bullshit coming from me… but maybe there has been a rhyme to my madness… maybe there won’t be so many Jane Doe’s going forward because people know what she can become. Maybe there are stories of hope in this business… just people like Lissie won’t ever be the main characters for me.”

Pull the cigarette from between my lips and flip it over, tapping it filter first a few times on the table in front of me.

“This is your chance to prove to us you are effective, that we made the right decision in sparing you and allowing you to run this company. If you can get this buy rate back up to where it was before… your point will be proven.”

For a year straight I went on an unprecedented run as a World Champion. Week after week, arena after arena, my body aching and begging me to stop. I made men better off than me rich. My criticism of the corporate elite only made it easier for them to sell me and profit.

“I’m not just going to put CU:LT on the map I am going to put PWE on the fucking map, it’s what I do when I am on my game and trust me… after the little vacation you all gave me I feel fresher then ever,” I said.

The Eagle leans forward on the high table looking down at my past his beak.

“That’s another thing we were thinking about. If you are going to be wrestling for PWE, maybe it’s about time you step into a Combat Unlimited ring? In fact we did put a call out at the beginning of the week and we did get an answer. So in December at The People V. Casanova English it will be Casanova English versus…”

I felt the name in the centre of my chest as he leaked out from behind the mask.

“Datura.”

I don’t remember the rest of the conversation. The name just rang in my ears – over and over and over – Datura.

It’s from a family of highly poisonous flowering plants.

The petal doesn’t fall too far…

I put the cigarette I was flipping around in my fingers between my lips and lit it. Letting a few small clouds join the rest above, thinking to myself if I remember how to play the Devil’s Trumpet.

I smoke my cigarette slowly.

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.