Post by kilroy on Feb 11, 2023 2:59:14 GMT
WRESTLER NAME
I'm KILROY!
RING NAME
KILROY!
NICK NAME(S)
KILROY!
KILROY!
Also The Terror of Mount Lee
Also also THE Bible Belt Champeen, KILROY the Great
PIC BASE
Funny Bone (please let me know if this guy is actually some horrible person and I'll change the pic base)
HEIGHT
6'3"
WEIGHT
286 lbs
D.O.B
02/14/1988
HOMETOWN
The Dark Recesses of Mount Lee, near the Hollywood sign
BILLED FROM
The Dark Recesses of Mount Lee, near the Hollywood sign
ALIGNMENT
Heel
MANAGER(S)
N/A
AFFILIATION(S)
The Kult of KILROY, a group of teen edgelords: WILLROY & BILLROY (a pair of nerdy twins), THRILLROY (the leader appointed by KILROY's own blessing; a cholo), DILLROY aka Orson (neither of course his actual name; a portly neckbeard who fancies himself the leader but...), and a tall lanky dude in a trench coat who's basically the Meg of the group and doesn't ever get a name assigned
PAST AFFILIATION(S)
N/A
PERSONALITY
Unhinged, maybe kinda like Bruiser Brody did the fusion dance with The Boogeyman? He'll spout a bunch of insane nonsense, dance around like he think he's in that one scene from Reservoir Dogs which, heads up, I will reference again in a sec. Honestly, I really don't know what I'm doing.
CURRENT ACCOLADE(S)
Bible Belt Championship (created as a bit, maintained all this time, it's a makeshift belt with actual Bibles attached to it)
ENTRANCE THEME
"Nightclubbing" - by Iggy Pop
ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION
The instrumental introduction to Nightclubbing ends and Iggy Pop begins singing, KILROY! comes sauntering out, slinking and slithering in a rhythmic way, much like that one scene from Reservoir Dogs, as if to taunt or otherwise antagonize anyone within eyeshot. He has a sedated goofy grin on his face that occasionally droops into a scowl at any given moment. When he finally reaches the ring, he won't hesitate to shove the referee out of the way and waylay his opponent, regardless of the consequences.
WRESTLING STYLE
Powerhouse/Brawler/Hardcore/Etc
STRENGTHS
He will smash you until whatever part of his body doing it gets tired, then he will just switch to another body part
He'll attack you even as you're attacking him
Always trying to declare psychological warfare
WEAKNESSES
Doesn't care if he gets disqualified
Has no concept of self-preservation
Will fight fans
BASIC MOVES
Double-handed choke
Pendulum Backbreaker
Multiple Elbows to the Face
Hair Pull into a Knee to the Face
Stomps and kicks, stomps and kicks, stomps and kicks
Tackle
Beal Toss
Elbows and back fists, elbows and back fists, elbows and back fists
Power Slam
Diving Elbow Drop
SIGNATURE MOVE(S)
The Hollywood Cosign - A Bicycle Kick with such authority that you'd swear he was legitimately trying to kill you. Thankfully, it misses often.
Overdose - Back Rake into an Atomic Drop into a Stunner. This usually leads into Nameless Aimless.
Rodeo Driver - Snake-eyes-style choke slam. This usually leads into Museum of Death... if the opponent hasn't already slumped off of the top rope by then.
Throwing people out of the ring over the top rope
FINISHING MOVE(S)- limited to 2 please -
Nameless Aimless - Meiko Satamura's Scorpio Rising
Museum of Death - Kenny King's Royal Flush
WEAPONS:
Just whatever's around
PAST ACCOLADES
Almost won Kildozer Cup '24
OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS
#1 Contender to the CU:LT Wrestling New World Championship
NOTABLE FEUDS
Junko Souma, Casanova English, Harvey Marx, well, basically everyone
NOTABLE MATCHES
All
BIOGRAPHY
There's a legend that lurking behind the world-famous Hollywood sign on Mount Lee, in the Beachwood Canyon area of the Santa Monica Mountains, in Los Angeles, California, is a monster that makes bigfoot look like David Schwimmer. The truth, however, is a lot more insane. And the truth... well... YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
KILROY! was purported to have been hatched from an ostrich egg that was fertilized by a witch's frog familiar and incubated by the wildfires started by a gender reveal party. This is anachronistic nonsense, but nobody said anything when a zombie man with magic powers went undefeated at 100 WrestleManias, so, uhh, I don't think any of you can claim to not be able to suspend your disbelief on this one.
Anyway, KILROY! is an irrational, unreasonable, power-hungry degenerate who was caught by park rangers but released into the care of somebody at CU:LT who thought, hey, why not try to ruin a successful wrestling company by hiring this creature? What could possibly go wrong? How do you incentivize someone who doesn't care about rules, victories, belts, nothing but just making people uncomfortable to be around him and severely harming his opponents? This was a very smart move, Casanova English or whoever! Very good. Great job.
HANDLER
Helderino
Any social media accounts?
Not for him! I don't think he knows how to use a computer
I'm KILROY!
RING NAME
KILROY!
NICK NAME(S)
KILROY!
KILROY!
Also The Terror of Mount Lee
Also also THE Bible Belt Champeen, KILROY the Great
PIC BASE
Funny Bone (please let me know if this guy is actually some horrible person and I'll change the pic base)
HEIGHT
6'3"
WEIGHT
286 lbs
D.O.B
02/14/1988
HOMETOWN
The Dark Recesses of Mount Lee, near the Hollywood sign
BILLED FROM
The Dark Recesses of Mount Lee, near the Hollywood sign
ALIGNMENT
Heel
MANAGER(S)
N/A
AFFILIATION(S)
The Kult of KILROY, a group of teen edgelords: WILLROY & BILLROY (a pair of nerdy twins), THRILLROY (the leader appointed by KILROY's own blessing; a cholo), DILLROY aka Orson (neither of course his actual name; a portly neckbeard who fancies himself the leader but...), and a tall lanky dude in a trench coat who's basically the Meg of the group and doesn't ever get a name assigned
PAST AFFILIATION(S)
N/A
PERSONALITY
Unhinged, maybe kinda like Bruiser Brody did the fusion dance with The Boogeyman? He'll spout a bunch of insane nonsense, dance around like he think he's in that one scene from Reservoir Dogs which, heads up, I will reference again in a sec. Honestly, I really don't know what I'm doing.
CURRENT ACCOLADE(S)
Bible Belt Championship (created as a bit, maintained all this time, it's a makeshift belt with actual Bibles attached to it)
ENTRANCE THEME
"Nightclubbing" - by Iggy Pop
ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION
The instrumental introduction to Nightclubbing ends and Iggy Pop begins singing, KILROY! comes sauntering out, slinking and slithering in a rhythmic way, much like that one scene from Reservoir Dogs, as if to taunt or otherwise antagonize anyone within eyeshot. He has a sedated goofy grin on his face that occasionally droops into a scowl at any given moment. When he finally reaches the ring, he won't hesitate to shove the referee out of the way and waylay his opponent, regardless of the consequences.
WRESTLING STYLE
Powerhouse/Brawler/Hardcore/Etc
STRENGTHS
He will smash you until whatever part of his body doing it gets tired, then he will just switch to another body part
He'll attack you even as you're attacking him
Always trying to declare psychological warfare
WEAKNESSES
Doesn't care if he gets disqualified
Has no concept of self-preservation
Will fight fans
BASIC MOVES
Double-handed choke
Pendulum Backbreaker
Multiple Elbows to the Face
Hair Pull into a Knee to the Face
Stomps and kicks, stomps and kicks, stomps and kicks
Tackle
Beal Toss
Elbows and back fists, elbows and back fists, elbows and back fists
Power Slam
Diving Elbow Drop
SIGNATURE MOVE(S)
The Hollywood Cosign - A Bicycle Kick with such authority that you'd swear he was legitimately trying to kill you. Thankfully, it misses often.
Overdose - Back Rake into an Atomic Drop into a Stunner. This usually leads into Nameless Aimless.
Rodeo Driver - Snake-eyes-style choke slam. This usually leads into Museum of Death... if the opponent hasn't already slumped off of the top rope by then.
Throwing people out of the ring over the top rope
FINISHING MOVE(S)- limited to 2 please -
Nameless Aimless - Meiko Satamura's Scorpio Rising
Museum of Death - Kenny King's Royal Flush
WEAPONS:
Just whatever's around
PAST ACCOLADES
Almost won Kildozer Cup '24
OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS
#1 Contender to the CU:LT Wrestling New World Championship
NOTABLE FEUDS
Junko Souma, Casanova English, Harvey Marx, well, basically everyone
NOTABLE MATCHES
All
BIOGRAPHY
There's a legend that lurking behind the world-famous Hollywood sign on Mount Lee, in the Beachwood Canyon area of the Santa Monica Mountains, in Los Angeles, California, is a monster that makes bigfoot look like David Schwimmer. The truth, however, is a lot more insane. And the truth... well... YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
KILROY! was purported to have been hatched from an ostrich egg that was fertilized by a witch's frog familiar and incubated by the wildfires started by a gender reveal party. This is anachronistic nonsense, but nobody said anything when a zombie man with magic powers went undefeated at 100 WrestleManias, so, uhh, I don't think any of you can claim to not be able to suspend your disbelief on this one.
Anyway, KILROY! is an irrational, unreasonable, power-hungry degenerate who was caught by park rangers but released into the care of somebody at CU:LT who thought, hey, why not try to ruin a successful wrestling company by hiring this creature? What could possibly go wrong? How do you incentivize someone who doesn't care about rules, victories, belts, nothing but just making people uncomfortable to be around him and severely harming his opponents? This was a very smart move, Casanova English or whoever! Very good. Great job.
HANDLER
Helderino
Any social media accounts?
Not for him! I don't think he knows how to use a computer
