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Post by Casanova English on Apr 8, 2023 4:14:32 GMT
Okay, how this works is you can post small mini-promos here or CD leading up to What Happens In Vegas. It can be chatting about the last PPV, your upcoming match, or just some CD on how the wrasslin world affects a wrestler’s life. I’ll post some stuff here as well hyping the PPV, interviews and breakdowns with CU:LT staff and board meetings to push along the lore of the company. This is completely up to you if this is used, no pressure, does not count toward RP scores for shows. SEGMENT DEADLINE APRIL 28TH 11:59:59 PM EST
A SEGMENT FOR HIGHWAY TO... CULT TV OR KILLDOZER CUP WILL ADD A BONUS POINT FOR GRADES! NO POINT STACKING!
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Post by JJ Slayer on Apr 22, 2023 2:28:02 GMT
**Sometime Before the first episode of CULT TV**
A discordant whistle fills the air as sharpened steel strikes loose dirt. The sound turns into an incredibly off-tune number as wrinkled and calloused hands grip the handle of the shovel tightly to move the freshly disturbed soil. Eyes as blue as freshly melted glacier water stare downwards as the old man works to unearth whatever is buried so far removed from civilization.
“Ain’t ‘cha worried he’ll suffocate?”
He looks up from his work, those eyes locking upon the gaunt and haggard looking fellow standing a dozen or so paces away. He scoffs at the suggestion, then resumes his efforts. “He’s Belli’s Fool, remember? The Fools never perish in the first act.”
“You and your rules. Why can’t things play out differently this time? I always liked the father, scrappy bastard.” The second man scratches his side, a bored expression crossing his face.
“Our job is to set up the board and let it play out, not to interfere. The rules keep men like us alive and vital. Mouth off again and I’ll make you dig.” As the words escape the man’s lips he points a finger towards his gangly companion, who falls silent at the threat. With that addressed, the shoveling and whistling resumes.
Below lies two bodies. The crushing weight of both the soil above and the other has squeezed whatever life had remained in Seth Young, his second encounter with Jacob Jameson proving to be his undoing.
When the chain of events that landed the man in his final resting place began, he had no way of knowing that this was always the intended result. No future ever existed for him, other than to be a pawn in a more grandiose game than he could comprehend. Imagination isn’t the strong suit of men such as he.
He was, for lack of a better term, bait. A way to get Jacob Jameson to the place that Eric Jameson wanted him to be. For father and son to be brought face to face, and then for son to be placed six feet under.
What the elder Jameson didn’t account for, however, are the Laws. While he has always railed against how they impacted his life, the moment Eric Jameson died and EJ Slayer was born he became bound to them.
The job of The Caretaker was to make sure those Laws remained enforced. As effective as a trap the journals and the betrayal of Jacob’s former friend had been in getting the father his way, it wasn’t handled properly. The Is were not dotted, the Ts left uncrossed.
And so, Jacob must survive, free to continue on his path. He has matches to have, scores to settle. More life ahead of him. Not that he has any way of knowing that, trapped under the dirt that little by little is removed by the shovel wielded by The Caretaker.
It isn’t long before Jacob’s lungs could once more draw breath, his form uncovered enough to allow for it before The Caretaker turns to the other man, tossing him the shovel. “Finish this up and get him to the doctor. He’ll handle it better if the first one he sees is her.”
The other man is caught off-guard by the sudden change, but manages to get his wits about him enough to catch the shovel while his brow furrows. “Why? Haven’t they only met one time?”
“Blood knows blood. Just get it done.” With that, The Caretaker takes his leave, whistling as he goes.
Jacob Jameson would live to fight another day.
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Post by Casanova English on Apr 24, 2023 0:47:44 GMT
I’m Karl Childers here with another episode of Big Match Breakdown. Check the new Rolex because I won a huge amount of cash betting against JJ Slayer last month. Anyway lets get to the predictions for this month. CULT:TV S01E02
CULT Classic Championship Jennie Fenix vs Datura
This is going to be an absolute banger. Datura has yet to be pinned or submitted in an official match in CULT. Fenix on the other hand has overcome hardship and ref after ref missing her foot on the ropes. This is going to be a hell of an opening match for CULT:TV Episode II. It’s a great way to keep that over 450,000 views garnered in the debut episode. Datura is going to have the technical advantage here, but Fenix comes from a bloodline of incredible wrestlers. I think it is too early for Fenix to drop the strap and I think she pulls this one out against a tough opponent. Alice Gemini vs Ace Sky
For all the heart Ace Sky has, it’s just a bigger organ for the former New World Champion to rip from his chest. Alice came up just a little short dropping the championship to Lissie Hope. I know she is going to be angry and I’d hate to be Ace Sky. She might make very quick work of the highflyer. SNUFF Championship Tiapei Deathmatch Chester Roosevelt vs Veronica Strader
The first Tiapei Deathmatch was a bloody affair and I expect nothing less from this one. Chester Roosevelt has been a hell of champion, but Strader has been chomping at the bit to get in the ring and get bloody with The Ring Leader. Chester was part of the loss of the Double Homicide Championships and cost Strader her match in the Killdozer Cup. It’s hard to say if he has got into her head, but I think Roosevelt comes out swinging and continues with his grip on SNUFF division. CULT:TV Championship Serenity Holmes vs Craig Cogan
Criag Cogan is probably going to get fucked up by one of the fastest rising young stars in the history of the sport. While Cogan has picked up a few huge wins… I think Holmes is going to continue her march toward a New World Championship shot by defending the CULT:TV Championship for a third time. CULT Presents Heaven Sent
Double Homicide Championships The Walkers vs Strike2Kill vs Heartkillers
The Walkers had a hell of a debut at CULT:TV Episode I beating the most dominant tag team in CULT history, Three Ring Barney, to snatch the Double Homicide Championships. Strike2Kill didn’t last in their first run with CULT. Heartkillers have shown they are a deadly duo. While The Walkers are very entertaining and are talented between the ropes… these triple threat matches mean they don’t need to be pinned to lose the strap and I think Heartkillers walk out new Double Homicide Champions by pinning a member of Strike2Kill. Tennessee Deathmatch JD Driftwood vs JJ Slayer
JJ Slayer called out the most dominant SNUFF Champion and arguably New World Champion in company history by asking JD Driftwood to come back. I hear Driftwood has been making $750,000 to return to the company. JJ on the other hand has been a dominant force only losing one match since his debut. Many people think he is main event ready and he’s trying to do that by creating a special moment I get that… but betting against JJ did get me this brand new suit. So I think Slayer is biting off more than he can chew. I think Driftwood stomps his way back to the title scene – maybe at JJ’s expense. Heaven Sent Inferno Battle Royal Addy A -- Addison Stockton -- Adrienne Beaufort -- Azurine Vebbins -- Casanova English -- Emily Regal -- Episteme -- Grace Leary -- Jack Sullivan -- John Gracy -- Junko Souma -- Kallie Reznik -- Krow -- JC Keeton -- Killroy -- Krow -- Logan Bailey Paul Freedom -- Latoya Hixx -- Luna Baby -- Noah Ortega -- Matthew Knox -- Max Daemon -- Royston Popplewell -- Silas Romero -- Trey Bouchet
What in the hell do we do here… so much talent packed into on match including Casanova English. Junko Souma had a hell of a debut at Killdozer Cup making it to the semi-final round. We have some returning faces and some already incredible members of the roster in this one. Everyone is going to be trying to prove themselves including the returning Noah Oretega – a former CULT Classic Champion. We have Luna Baby and Royston Popplewell of Three Ring Barney in the mix – giving them the numbers in this one. Grace Leary was also strategic in her debut proving she’s a big thinker. We can’t count out Killroy either! I think at the end of the day Max Daemon is going to walk away with this one. He was the runner up for the Killdozer Cup – and I feel like he’ll know how to use the flames to his advantage. New World Championship Crucifixion Match One of these lovers will nail the other to a cross and hoist them above the crowd to claim the New World Championship. Johnny Bacchus vs Lissie Hope Casanova English always wins. Two lovers in a dangerous time as Lissie Hope defends her newly won New World Championship against her boyfriend Johnny Bacchus. Bacchus is just off of winning the Killdozer Cup. Now he is being tasked with nailing his girlfriend to a cross. This is the opposite of a love story. It might come down to one of them holding back – refusing to go as far as they would with other opponents. What will Johnny Bacchus do to claim his first world championship… and what will Lissie Hope do to stay relevant. I think Lissie Hope retains the title, but at what cost… her relationship?
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Post by Casanova English on Apr 24, 2023 1:04:20 GMT
Hello Anderson Shepley here baby with another episode of star of the month and I have to give this one to Junko Souma. She just debuted in the Killdozer Cup and made it to the second round. She showed she is going to be a force in this company. She was first seen at Bangers And Mash saving MY LIFE from a heinous attack at the hands of Killroy. Then Souma went on to pin Kallie Reznik in a triple threat involving Killroy in the first round of the Killdozer. She put in a valiant effort against Max Daemon in the second round. You could hear clearly that she is a crowd favorite and she is this month’s Star of the Month. Please continue to protect me.
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Post by Max f'n Daemon on Apr 24, 2023 17:12:36 GMT
Max Daemon can't help but laugh as he looks at the responses he's already gotten to his single tweet.
He shakes his head and throws his phone back on the motel bed.
"Like any of ya' actually fuckin care..."
He wipes his eyes with whatever tears are left. He looks on the table where the pile of empty plastic cups reside. He turns towards the corner that still resides the remainder of his..."products."
He grimaces and sniffles, trying to keep the mucus from exiting his nose.
Again.
He shakes his head and turns on the TV.
Anything to distract from his mistake.
His continued mistake.
His long list of mistakes.
"What are you willing to do...?"
He hears Tia Dalma's voice and just shudders.
"God no..."
"What are any of you willing to do...?"
Max shuts the TV off, tossing the remote to the floor carelessly.
"I'll do what I have ta' do ta' win."
He lets out a shudder and grabs one of the empty plastic cups.
"Even if I have ta' lose myself again. Even if I have ta' sacrifice everything I've built up..."
He squeezes, and the plastic cup tears.
"Scorched earth, motherfucker. Nobody survives. Not even me..."
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Post by kilroy on Apr 25, 2023 21:44:46 GMT
April 25th 5:44pm Knoxville, Tennessee Thompson-Boling Arena
A black SUV screeched to a halt directly in front of the site to CU:LT’s next super event. Several men dressed in black from head to toe rushed out from all four doors, as the trunk door slowly swung open. They all swarmed to the back, dragged out KILROY, who was bound in restraints. They dumped him unceremoniously onto the curb, and, without a word from the get-go, they fled back into the vehicle, speeding away into the distance.
Several people gathered to rubberneck at the spectacle. KILROY squirmed for a bit before even he realized the futility of it all. He tried looking up at those around him. “I don’t suppose any of you stupid, ugly, redneck bumpkin yokels would care to, uh, HELP MEEEEE?!”
Why, with such a silver-tongued and honeyed voice requesting the aid of these kind strangers, you’d think they’d have simply ran to his side, but instead, they tossed trash at him before walking away in disgust.
“They were right to not help me.” KILROY said to the audience. “I was going to ravage each and every one of those toothless hillbillies, fuckin’ ingrates, they don’t know a staaaaaaaar when they see one! But you people at home, youuuuu know ex-uh-ah-ACTLY what you’re lookin’ at, and it’s ME, KILROY, and pay no mind to them thar bodies yer seein’ by my feet, cuz they’re just all the pylons placed between Junko Souma and KILROY, and I ain’t comin’ ta duck and weave ‘em, I’m comin’ ta blast right through ‘em!”
A man and woman walk past.
“Hey, Cletus, why don’t you do something smart for once in your life and have you and your fat wife there help me out?” KILROY shouted out, rolling Nat. 1’s.
They of course did not help.
“Thank you, my close friend Casanova English, for this amazing opportunity.” KILROY muttered monotonously.
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Post by Jonathan Bacchus on Apr 26, 2023 23:06:27 GMT
Epilogue Written in Collaboration with Alice Gemini
Jonathan Bacchus rose from the grave and tilted the remainder of his beer down his throat before crushing the can. He gave the top of the tombstone an affectionate pet and picked up the remaining three beers from the six-pack. “That one’s for you,” he remarked, looking down at Robbie, “We’ll chat again soon.”He began to walk before pausing almost immediately. The air was still in the graveyard, even as it chilled in the encroaching Texas night. His eyes darted through the desolate rows of marble and slate before settling on one. “I know you’re there,” he called out, “You’re behind the fifth gravestone to my left, three rows from me – the one of the former gas station owner. What do you want?”For a moment, the night stayed still. Then slowly from behind the stone rose a shadow. Icy blue eyes peered from behind curtains of long black hair, standing in contrast to alabaster-pale skin. Her ruby red lips curled up in a coy little smile as Alice Gemini strode forward, the elegant fingers of one hand wrapped around the handle of the sledgehammer she dragged behind her. "Oh... no,” she said in a teasing hiss, “I wasn't gonna smash that grave as soon as you left." “Of course not,” replied Jonathan, his eyes going from her face to the tool disrupting the grass as she strode, “But I appreciate you gifting me a murder weapon.”
"Cause of murder, maybe,” she said cheerily as she paused, bringing the hammer swinging upward to admire the head in the moonlight before looking back to him, “If you don't treat a lady right. I know you're soooo good at that though, handsome."“Flattery will get you everywhere; maybe even a shallow grave,” he remarked dryly."You really do know how to treat a lady!” she exclaimed with a delighted squeal, resting the hammer back on the ground and clasping her hands together in mock joy, “I'm so glad we can flatter each other in one of my favorite places to hang out!"The façade evaporated after a pause. The smile dissipated and her eyes opened wide, her stare piercing and cold. The two stood in silence, their eyes locked like a staring contest – even the fauna seemed to cede to the weight of the moment as the air remained quiet. “What do you want?” Jonathan said softly and sternly."I think you know the answer to that, John,” she replied, her voice almost matter-of-fact in its monotone, “I want you and Lissie in one of these Graves. I love her – I do – but if her downfall is required for yours…” she continued before pausing to reach inside her cloak and withdraw a single limp and dried rose, turning her eyes from him to it, “...Well, I hope you like the flower arrangements I chose. I really thought that this was what you truly deserve. Being a lone. sad. dead. flower."His lips peeled up into a small smirk. “I’m almost insulted by the lack of originality, Alice – ‘if I can’t have her then neither can you’? Gonna stake yourself on top of the last shovel of dirt, too?”"Oh no, no, no, you have it all wrong,” she said as she looked back to him, her lips curling in veiled disgust and her voice dripping with venom, “I just don't like you, and Lissie is too fucking weak to actually use her head, for once. With her, it's mercy. With you... it's disdain. You deserve every bit of pain and misery this world can offer." She discarded the flower to the ground before composing herself, the saccharine smile returning to her lips as her eyes squinted in pantomimed glee. "And I'd be happy to give you the world, Johnny," she cooed.“Spare me the loli goth crap,” he shot back, “You’re a manipulative spider. A siren and a Delilah – only a cut better than the Samson I saw earlier this week. If you want to finish this now, we can, but I’m just as willing to tear your throat out as you are mine. You’ll have to kill me before you lay a finger on Lissie.”"Simmer down, Black Parade,” she said playfully as she slung her sledge hammer over her shoulders, hooking it with her other arm, “As much as I'd love to make a necklace for Lissie made out of all your teeth right now, there's a time and place for that."She paused, swaying back and forth on her heels as her lips parted to reveal pristine teeth. “But don't let me stop you from what you're doing! I'm just visiting after all" she said with a sing-song before slowly moving her tongue from side to side over her teeth.“I’ve got all the time in the world. My visit can extend until sunrise,” Jonathan replied frankly, removing one of the beer cans from the plastic rings and juggling it in the air, “Want a cigarette? Maybe a Bud Light? Sorry, they don’t sell Milwaukee’s Best in Texas.”Alice’s eyebrows furrowed as she unconsciously took a step back, her sledge hammer falling to her side. “You’ve always been really fucking clever haven’t you?,” she hissed, her expression simmering to a mask of rage, “But by all means! Wait all night if you have to – there’s fun to be had here and I’m not gonna let you spoil it… Again.”His smirk returned as he reached back to place the beers on Robbie’s headstone. His hands came to his hips, and as his thumbs hooked into the pockets of his pants, his jacket pushed back from his chest. The aluminum grip of the Beretta M9 holstered under his shoulder glinted under the moonlight. “I just love it when a pretty girl is down for some casual fun.” Her eyes widened along with her smile, her fangs pronounced and pointed. “Now, that’s the kind of fun that I’ve been waiting for! Even Serenity only brought a knife!” she shouted with glee as she began creeping towards him.“I’ve seen bigger though,” she continued, her voice dropping to a near whisper, as she moved past three headstones to her right and crossed a row towards him, “I’m sure all of your girls have said that it’s perfect, right?” “I’ve heard how you use it is more important than the size,” Johnny replied with dry mockery. His eyes remained on her and his face steeled in his small, confident smirk even as his heart had begun to quicken in his chest and adrenaline creep up his spine like a drug.Alice’s eyes were almost devoid of emotion as she stared at Johnny’s gun, still creeping towards him. “Ya know I’ve never been shot before, believe it or not,” she remarked almost dreamily, “My own father used to point his old .44 at me, and after a while, I just stopped caring. I taught myself, ‘if he’s going to use it, he better not miss or his lower jaw is getting knocked across the room.’” She stopped and looked up at him, now just to his right and two rows away. “Or in this scenario, ‘the graveyard.’”“Good thing I’m not your Dad,” Johnny commented, his voice slow and stoic, “I would’ve scraped you out with the coat hanger personally.” “Would’ve solved a whole lotta problems, huh?” Alice said, bursting out with a cackle as she threw her head back and slapped her knee, before looking back at him – her eyes now wide and hungry like an animal as her voice dropped low and predatory, “It makes me wonder though – now that you say that, Johnny – do you ever want kids? Or are you too afraid that they’ll end up like your buddy there?”As she lifted and jabbed the sledgehammer at Robbie’s grave to punctuate the point, the remnants of Jonathan’s smirk faded. She was approaching him – in fact, she was a mere twenty yards away. Nonetheless, his hands remained hooked in his pockets. “Better than ending up like you,” he hissed back at her.“Oh, c’mon! I’m not that bad!” she replied, high and manic, “Your girlfr– oops, sorry – ex-girlfriend seems to like me. I don’t understand why you can’t just fall in line too? I know you’re not that much of a rascal.”“I think you’ll find me remarkably incorrigible – and I don’t care to sub.” She stopped, halfway across the row, her smile turning down into a snarl. “I know you lie constantly, and that’s just who you are, but c’mon! Even I know you were the bottom to Lissie’s top!” she spat at him, “Don’t need to hide that fact, pal.”“Aww, do I detect a hint of jealousy?” he offered condescendingly, the adrenaline dying out as he watched the nemesis halted before him.Gemini slowly lowered her head, the light leaving her eyes as she glowered. Her lips peeled back openly in a snarl of contempt, her eyelids twitching as she regarded him. “Ya know what? Yeah – maybe,” she admitted, her voice soon doubling in venom as she stared murderously, “I obviously care far more for her than you do. Dropping my belt was for her. You don’t think I could’ve beaten her down if I truly wanted to? I could’ve eaten her alive and she would’ve been the one thanking me for it. Now, you have to crucify her. Something I could never do to her.” Emotion swelled in Gemini as her eyes darted between Jonathan and the tombstone behind him, her words spat like curses. “Hopefully you treated the person in the dirt there better than you have her while she still breathes,” she asserted with a strain, “I may be awful, Johnny, but at least I’m not as awful as you.”His smile was confident, and his breathing was steady. A glimmer of mischief danced in his eyes. “You’re right. You could never crucify her…” he admitted with a pause before looking directly into her eyes, “…but that’s because you’re wrong. You could never beat her. And you know it.” She took another step closer, now coming to the edge of the second row and no more than ten yards away from him. The rage and fury contorted her face, her eyes glimmering a hateful gold in the darkness like a wolf, “Nnooo, you’re not doing that. That’s my job,” she snapped, jabbing the sledgehammer accusingly in the air.“You’re trying to flip shit on me as if I’m fucking stupid like all of your minions. I don’t think you know a lot. You don’t even know if you can beat me,” she continued venomously before raising to a howl of rage, “I KNOW you can’t beat me!” Jonathan gave a single low chuckle, his hand reaching across his chest to take the handle of his pistol. “Then I agree, the ‘getting to know you’ part of this date is probably over – are we fuckin’ or nah?”“Mmmm, fuckin’ dying, maybe,” Alice replied with manic malevolence before cocking the sledgehammer back and swinging it forward into the tombstone before her.As the granite exploded, sending shrapnel flying, Jonathan unholstered the pistol and vaulted over Robbie headstone, falling with his back to it as the chunks of destroyed tombstone bounced off its surface. He stood up, leveling and firing the gun, but the no sooner had the bullet left the gun than Jonathan Bacchus found his adversary had vanished to the shadows.He stepped cautiously forward, the gun still raised and one hand on the headstone. His eyes darted around as his breathing quickened and shallowed, his teeth grit and a bead of sweat forming upon his brow. The shadow rose once more behind him, moving swiftly and stealthily as though in a glide. Perhaps the hiss of the air Jonathan’s cue to whip around.The handle of the hammer cracked him across the mouth, splitting his lip and splattering blood on the cemetery grass as he spun with the impact, falling to the ground and dropping the gun. As Alice Gemini raised the hammer above her head and brought it arcing down, he just barely managed to roll out of the way. She was different – her eyes glittering a brilliant yellow and her hair having gone from well-groomed to wild and mane-like. Her teeth shone bright in the darkness, her fangs unnaturally long, and her fingernails glittered like black talons wrapped around the weapon. She kicked the pistol aside before delivered a kick to his ribs, and if the force of the blow hadn’t knocked the wind out of him, Jonathan would’ve been startled by the seemingly inhuman strength.“Pathetic,” she hissed, watching her prey cough and writhe at her feet. She dislodged the hammer from the earth, looking contemplatively at the man before her before turning to regard the gravestone of Robbie Hope.Malevolent glee lit her face as she approached it, bringing the sledgehammer up to her shoulder. As Jonathan looked up, her figure struck against the moon like a demonic warrior, her limbs extended and the weapon raised strikingly into the air. He lunged, throwing himself into the back of her legs, and the surprise was enough to take her to the ground, her head narrowly missing the edge of the grave.He threw himself forward, his forearm battering the side of her head against the granite twice before a swipe like a bear’s paw knocked him from her. With the gun on the grass just before him, he pulled himself forward and reached out, but the Succubus Queen grabbed him by the side and flipped him onto his back. Her hands forced down on his neck and shoulder, straddling him as she pinned him to the ground.His eyes darted from her to vainly above him, his free arm flailing desperately to find the gun to no avail. She smiled evilly at him, her tongue running along her teeth before she opened her mouth. As her eyes seemed to dilate to pure pools of blackness, she lowered her mouth towards his neck.He reached up to catch her by the forehead and chest, struggling to hinder her descent. The fangs had elongated, her breath now close and hot on his cheek and ear. His arms shook, the white heat of exertion and fatigue shooting through his entire upper body in an existential fight, until he could feel her graze along his throat.“She's mine. But you can be mine, too,” she whispered, and beneath her, it felt as though he’d resigned himself to the futility of his struggle. Striking like a rattlesnake, the Succubus Queen moved for the kill.Ṡ̴̤ṯ̷̈́ä̷̤́r̶̨͌ ̵̙̿P̸̖͋l̴͚̔á̶͉t̷̘̿i̴̘̚n̴̰͆u̶͇͑m̵̨̐ ̶͔̍T̶̥̀h̶͓́e̶͖͊ ̷̻͒W̶͙͋o̸͓̽r̶̢̀ḷ̷̅d̵͇͛
The blow threw Alice Gemini from his body, rocketing her across the row and into the opposite tombstone. It had been fast – even faster than she’d comprehended – and it was strong, like her own beloved hammer swung directly into her sternum. For a moment, she gasped for air, looking up at the night sky in shock and apprehension before turning to look over at Jonathan Bacchus.He’d pushed himself to a sitting position, resting back against the headstone. He was wounded – there was no uncertainty in that regard; a stream of blood ran from his nose and mouth, his clothes were grass-stained and torn, and he held the reclaimed Beretta aloft with a shaking hand. But the expression on his face was one of quiet confidence, even as he seemed barely clinging to consciousness, and that consciousness drew an emotion in Alice she hadn’t felt in quite some years.“Interesting,” she hissed quietly, “Very interesting.” In a flash, she slithered into the shadows of the graveyard. Jonathan held the gun aloft for a few minutes before lowering it, content she’d retreated. He let out a low sigh before tilting his head back to rest on the stone. “So much for an uncomplicated love life,” he muttered jokingly to it before reaching up to retrieve the beers. He cracked a third beer for himself and a second for Robbie, taking a sip and then lighting up another cigarette.“Looks like a slumber party for us,” he remarked, looking out to the eastern horizon, “Sorry for the inconvenience.”
Six hours later, when the sun rose, Jonathan Bacchus allowed his eyes to close.
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Post by HEARTKILLERS on Apr 28, 2023 6:45:28 GMT
A man with erratic stubble and bags under his eyes sits down at a lopsided table in a poorly lit coffee shop. The low lighting is not by design, but because most of the bulbs in the hanging lamps are burned out, offering a desperate ambiance. His styrofoam cup has the name MORVIN written across it in red marker. Steam rises from the watery coffee within, inspiring the man to take a drink. He winces from the heat, but his eyes are no less baggy. Resigned to fate, he removes an outdated laptop from a leather satchel held together with patches and stitching. The screen rattles to life as he opens the computer and lays it on the table. MORVIN: Time to use the internet. Morvin speaks to no one. The other patrons keep at least a single table between him and them, and the staff has no further interest now that his coffee is poured. Morvin has only time and the world wide web. A list of wifis pops up and Morvin’s finger slides sweatily over the touchpad, selecting the coffee shop’s free service. There is a commotion, the screech of pushed-back chairs and the murmur of dissatisfied customers. A black-gloved hand touches Morvin’s shoulder and he winces at the human contact. KAEDE IRUMA: 愚か者! あなたのデータを考えてください! <Idiot! Think of your data!> Subtitles accompany the smaller Heartkiller’s words, for the sake of audience clarity. MORVIN: Huh? She pulls Morvin back, his chair nearly teetering over before she catches it, holding him in place. Kaede grips the taper of her Lucky Bat, pointing to the screen with it. KAEDE IRUMA: 検索履歴を非公開にすることを心配していますか? なんて卑劣なあなたの嫌な行動を人々に追跡してもらいたいですか? <Worried about keeping your search history private? How despicable. Want people to track your nasty behavior?>
MORVIN: I guess not. Morvin seems to be aware of the subtitles. KAEDE IRUMA: アメリカ人が大切にしている愚かな自由を忘れないでください。世界中のどこからでもインターネットを閲覧したくありませんか? <Let's not forget the stupid freedoms Americans hold dear. Want to browse the internet from anywhere in the world?> Morvin nods.
MORVIN: That would be nice. KAEDE IRUMA: Surfshark VPN は、想像を絶するパワーを提供します。 <Surfshark VPN offers unimaginable power.>
MORVIN: That sounds great.
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MORVIN: I will.
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Post by daturawashere on Apr 29, 2023 2:04:22 GMT
The day of a show can always be a tense time for a wrestler, particularly if a prize is at stake. In a locker room deep within the Thompson-Boling Arena are figures: the former Classic Champion JJ Slayer and the hopeful next Classic Champion Datura. The man paces like a caged tiger, already dressed in his ring gear despite the fact that his match with JD Driftwood remains hours away. This is a practiced ritual, one designed to make certain he was prepared for what the evening has in store for him. After a few more paces he halts, turning to face Datura.
“I know I don’t necessarily need to say it, but I wanted to apologize for not being as readily available this past month.”
Datura raises her hand and flicks her wrist to dismiss his apology. “There is no need for an apology. You have a life to live.”
“So I’ve been told.” The man grumpily concedes, moving to take a seat. “How about you, Liz? Have you been good? Big night, after all.”
“Good isn’t the word I’d use…” she grimaces. “Things have been interesting. I’ll say that.”
Jake shoots his companion a sideways glance at that, allowing for a pregnant pause to provide the opportunity for her to elaborate. Once it was obvious no such explanation was forthcoming he volunteers, “well, I got an ear and/or a shoulder if you need it.”
“Noted.” Her eyes stay foreword, dilated pupils glaring at the locker in front of her. It is obvious that the gears in her head are grinding, screeching over her ability to hold a conversation.
“Anything I can help with? You seem distracted.” Rather than give her time to respond, the man immediately stands up and moves for the door, a light bulb going off in his head. He glances back at Datura briefly before he exits. A few minutes pass before he returns, carrying a cup of coffee and a handful of creamers and sweeteners, holding them out to the woman.
Datura’s eyes widen. She grabs the coffee and takes a generous gulp of the dark black liquid. “I’m not distracted. I can’t stop playing out the match in my head.”
“Which match?” Since she didn’t want the other options he simply set them aside, moving to take a seat once again. “Your upcoming one, or last month’s?”
“Upcoming.” The word comes out flat. “All I can see is Jennie.”
“Probably not the worst idea, she’s a tough customer. Catch you quick if you’re not completely focused in the ring. Of course, you’ve been at this a lot longer than I have, so I’m sure I’m preaching to the choir, yeah?” He flashes a wry smile as he reaches over and nudges her on the shoulder.
Datura nods. She seems dazed, still staring forward without blanking. “She’s good. Very good.” She takes another swig of coffee.
“So are you, in case you’ve forgotten.” Jake quips with a matter of fact tone, tapping his foot against the tiled floor. “They didn’t give you the shot because they were feeling charitable, they did it because they felt you would be a capable challenger who could topple her reign before it truly begins.”
She finally blinks, turning her head to face Slayer. “I have some concerns.”
“About?” He leans back in his seat, folding his arms.
“What I have to do. You had the strength advantage; I don’t. She has the speed advantage; I don’t. I’m going to have to beat her on the mat… I’m going to have to hurt her.”
“Hmm.” Jake takes a moment to contemplate how to best word his thoughts, rubbing his chin. After the slight pause, he leans forward again, moving to meet her gaze. “She’d do the same to you. That’s kind of the name of the game around here, Liz. You can’t go out there with fear or doubt in your heart or your head. Jennie’s going to do whatever it takes to keep that belt.”
Datura shakes her head and sighs, lowering her eyes to the ground. She appears dejected, defeated almost. “I’m just in my own head.” Suddenly, her face unnaturally relaxes, and she offers Jake an eerie smile. “I’ll get over it, and then I’m going to defend the title more times than you did.” She winks.
At that the man laughs, smiling as well as he shakes his head. “Good! The Classic Championship deserves having someone as capable at scientific wrestling as you are being the one with the record, not some meathead who can barely apply a wristlock.” He certainly noticed the change in her demeanor, but considering how she was acting before, he’ll accept it now and ask questions later.
Datura stands up and downs the rest of her coffee. “I’m going to meditate. I’d wish you luck against Driftwood, but you don’t need it.”
“I’m planning on giving ponchos to the front row, I’m going to be getting his blood everywhere, and I don’t want them getting Hep C.” He gives a wink and a nod, watching as she makes her exit.
Datura laughs and slaps Slayer on the shoulder before she steps out of the room. As she turns, her chippy demeanor immediately vanishes. Her face becomes empty and emotionless, and she tilts her head back, looking upward as if to look toward the gods. After staring blankly for a few moments, her glare lowers to the camera. Rather than speak, she raises her hand and makes the sign of the cross before shoving her way past.
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Post by Grace Leary on Apr 29, 2023 3:16:09 GMT
I'm not fucking around
4/30/23The coppery taste of warm blood lingered on the back of Grace's tongue. Her molars had gnashed the inside of her cheeks raw, her fingers throbbed with the dull ache of hastily-chewed hangnails, yet for a moment all she could focus on was the stillness in her chest. She clenched her eyes shut tight, swimming in the primordial blackness behind her eyelids. Soon it would be showtime, and she'd have to make good on her newfound commitment. She wondered if Olive would be watching — before hastily discarding the thought. Her lover hadn't made the trip to Knoxville, much like she hadn't the month prior. Given the circumstances, Grace could hardly blame her. The gruesome spectacle advertised was vile, something only the depraved would be interested in witnessing. Of course, what did that make her as a participant? She swallowed a mouthful of bloody spit and freed the insides of her mouth from the grip of her teeth, shaking her head. This was supposed to be the part that churned her stomach. When her heart threatened to explode from her chest. When the adrenaline spiked. How did she put it to her associate again? Here she was, staring down the barrel of a third baptism? And all she had to show for it were the effects of nervous habits without the nerves to spur them on. In truth, Grace Leary felt nothing. Save for the grasping claws of a hand clamping down on her shoulder, jarring her from her meditation. Her eyes snapped open to find the hand's owner. "Grace," Jonathan began, eyes darting around the crowded gorilla position before drawing closer and lowering his voice. "What the fuck did you do?"Involuntarily, the corners of Grace's mouth twitched up into a plastic, joyless grin. She canted her head to look her associate in the eye, her gaze cold and lifeless. "Nothing, yet."
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Post by Harvey Marx on Sept 28, 2023 21:47:23 GMT
Author's note: This piece was written by me during the period between April and September of 2023 as a guest CD for HEAVEN SENT. Any inconsistencies in timelines or portrayals of events and characters here and in the wider twitter/efed community are due to either time or my error. Thanks to Cassanova English for patience and continued support. Special thanks to the handlers of Johnny Bacchus and Lissie Hope for letting me comment on their great story in what follows. I hope you enjoy this introduction to Harvey Marx and the Big Ticket Entertainment crew.)
BTE Presents: Collateral Dreams
Conroe, Texas
April 30th 2023
The overgrown grass cut away from the edge of the stone is caught by a gentle breeze and settles within the carvings. The gardener’s gloves don't cover the sleeves of his silk shirt, but the young man kneeing here now doesn't mind. He cuts quickly, and the easy movement of his skilled hands mirror the calm in his mind. He pours water from an old milk jug only when the corners are perfect. The moss is swept away before he removes the gloves. He stands and takes in the way the sunlight catches the marble and the now pristine engravings.
Robert G. Hope III
1/11/1993-7/24/2020
Heavy footsteps behind, and a massive shadow blocks the light. The visitor smiles gently, still thinking the stone looks fine in the darkness. He doesn't look up or turn before he speaks.
Frank: I thought you might show up, Mr. Marx.
Marx: What are you doing here, Frank?
Frank: Whatever I have to.
Marx: Does that mean you don't know?
Frank: Not yet. You know how it goes.
Harvey Marx has known Frank Bellwood since his protegee was only six. Fifteen years later, he still has no idea how this goes.
Marx: I get it, kid. You can’t sleep.
Frank: I sleep just fine. It’s the others who can’t rest. But It would be nice if my dreams were my own every now and then. Not images from a grave.
Marx: But this isn't a grave, it's a warzone.
Harvey gestures at the deep ruts in the earth nearby and at the 9mm casings that gleam once he moves to Frank's side. Frank looks into Harvey's eyes
Frank: That's not Robbie’s fault, BT.
Marx: No it isn't. But there's something going down right now, and a lot of dangerous people are finding their way here. Collateral damage doesn’t matter to these people, and neither do you. I know you care about this kid, but do you want to end up like him?
Frank looks at Marx sharply. He doesn’t need to be reminded how Robbie Hope died. Hope’s last moments have been on a brutal loop in Frank’s brain every night since December. He looks the big man over. He's wearing a cream-colored suit with black shirt. To Frank's eye, the extra room in the shoulders is all the more obvious on Marx's massive frame.
Frank: You're dressed to throw a punch big man. Expecting trouble?
Marx: No.
Frank: Liar
Marx: The truth doesn't seem to be getting me very far with you anyway. I wouldn't have to expect trouble if you didn't go looking for it.
Frank: I don't look for trouble. Troubled people maybe, but they find their way to me
Marx: Dead ones...
Frank smiles at Marx
Frank: Not always, Mr. Marx.
Marx: Look there's a lot more than grief around Lissie hope...
Frank wasn't talking about Lissie, but he stays silent.
Marx: Philior Holdings, Carter Shaw, Casanova English, Cass Adler. Arcadia. Look at this place, Frank. There's not so much as police line anywhere. They're just waiting to see who shows up!
Frank laughs
Frank: You really shouldn't have driven yourself here in the production bus, then.
Marx is indignant.
Marx: The Big Ticket doesn't drive himself. AND I'm an eccentric fight promotor and television personality. Appearances are important!
Frank gestures at his own navy suit with pin-striped shirt and tie.
Frank: I made this and most of yours, so I have to give you that.
Harvey recovers and shakes his head. That's your takeaway? I don't think you're hearing me.
Frank's expression is serene, and a little sad. He turns his gaze back in the stone
Frank: This isn't about what I'm not hearing. It's probably about what lissie isn't hearing.
Marx: So…what then?
Frank: There might not be much I can do. I still have to try to give Robbie what I can. I think I’ll take some time off stay down here for a while.
Marx: My suits, voiceover work, And you’re the only one Boris actually listens to. You know I’m in your corner, Frank. I would need at least two people to fill your shoes.
Frank: Funny you should put it that way. I was thinking I would reach out to Helena Handbasket.
Marx: It’s hard to believe it took a few years and an announcement for fans to figure out they are a partner act.
Frank: You only change your accent and plenty of people think The Big Ticket is who you are
Marx: It’s not the same. Marx is part of me turned up to eleven. I don’t do the Batman thing. Those two aren’t built the same, they don’t even move the same.
Frank: It isn’t surprising they’re tired of doing the act full time.
Harvey smiles at Frank’s unspoken question.
Marx: Call me old fashioned if you want to. I love the game. Wouldn’t feel right of I let the people all the way in.
Frank: We’ve got some company.
Harvey turns and begins to close the distance between himself and a man moving across the grass near the cemetery gate.
He smiles his best infomercial smile and grabs the hand of the middle-aged man in jeans and a baseball cap. Harvey keeps his smile in place well his nostrils are assaulted by more than a splash of cheap perfume. There is a pale circle on the ring finger that is still resting at the stranger’s side.
The hard-hitting host of sucker punch live has spent years picking his own contestants out of the studio Audience. Most game show viewers want to see a winner. In Harvey’s world They prefer morons unconscious on the floor. Work has taught the big man to spot a sucker.
Life offstage and in the ring has taught him to spot a threat.
The man winces under the force of a hostile handshake and Harvey smile broadens just a little more.
This man and the lipstick on his collar would feel right at home on sucker punch live.
The man’s voice is steady, but he’s spending through pain as both Marx’s hands close tighter around one of his.
Ronald James, Houston Chronicle…
A tinny ringtone from his back pocket makes the man blink before he goes on
Do you have any comment on last week’s Brawl results?
Marx finally let’s go of the throbbing hand. The voice that comes next is the booming New York growl he uses to pay the bills on Monday nights.
Marx: Great to meet you, Roger! It was a party like it is every night I step through those ropes. That’s what the WGWF pays me for, not my opinion. But I’ll give you one for free, my friend: that ringtone is fire!
Ronald pauses for a moment, silently pressing Marx with raised eyebrows before giving back the cane and starting to walk to Frank and the grave. The phone in Ronald’s pocket rings again and his stride wavers for a heartbeat. He reaches for it, ignoring the call and snaps a few pictures.
James: And what is your business here, Mr. Marx?
Marx: This isn’t business. My associate and I are here for a personal matter.
James: Are you aware of what happened here last night?
Marx plants his cane into a crater left by a sledgehammer and does a classic Hollywood song and dance lean that wouldn’t look natural for anyone else his size.
Marx: Kind of hard not to be aware of it, but I can’t say I know anything about it. I didn’t get into Houston until this morning.
James: You expect my readers to believe you and this kid just happened to show up at the grave of a champion wrester’s brother the day after it becomes a crime scene? You didn’t think that would draw attention?
At six feet seven inches and weighing 450 pounds, Harvey Marx can’t go anywhere without drawing attention. He’s turned this into a career in television and promotions. What he’s told the reporter is the truth. His presence here and last night’s probable beatdown/attempted murder/ possible grave robbing is entirely coincidental. But he’s been in the media long enough to know that the truth and the story of this day will be very different. Even for The Big Ticket, there’s such a thing as the wrong kind of attention. He makes a decision and reaches into the front pocket of his jacket.
Marx: Well, that’s what’s great about the great state of Texas, pal. Your readers can believe whatever they want.
He stands up straight and steps closer to the reporter. His grin doesn’t move, but his eyes are not smiling now. He throws an arm around the reporter. His voice is conspiratorial, but the hug has Ronald begging on the inside for another handshake.
Marx: I know what this looks like and it looks to me like I’m not the only one who's been somewhere he's not supposed to be today. Tell you what I’ll do Rufus. I’ll make you a deal. You don’t ask such personal questions, and I don’t ask you where your wedding ring and press credentials are, eh? You look like a man looking for a story not a problem.
He holds out an envelope.
Your story is right here. A VIP ticket to CULT’s Heaven Sent in Knoxville. You’ll be in my producer’s private box. Miss Albright will tell you things going down in the industry months before anyone else.
To Harvey’s enormous relief Ronald is smart enough to look suspicious.
James: All I have to do Is not print these pictures and I go to one of the hottest wrestling events in the country on your dime?
Marx: That’s right. And stop ignoring your wife’s calls. I pay off idiots on TV. I only make deals with gentlemen off camera. You are a gentleman aren’t you, Reggie?
James: Of course, sir.
Survey says: Ronald James is a terrible liar
How am I supposed to get to Knoxville by tonight?
The reporter flinches as Marx throws an arm around him again. The big man produces a smart phone from nowhere and playful replaces his left fist under Ronald ‘s jaw And snaps a picture.
Marx: You go to airport and show that to Kelly at the Kayfabe Airlines counter. My friends will do the rest. You’ll have a room at Sugarhold Suites Knoxville waiting for you.
The phone rings again and Ronald picks up. By the time James is 100 feet away, the breeze is still carrying the sound of a furious, screeching tirade on the other end of the line. Harvey watches Frank stand up slowly with a nervous look on his face.
Marx: What is it?
Frank: We’re being watched.
Marx: Yes, this is still a crime scene. I’ve already made three cops since I got here…
Frank: Not them. There’s a man standing behind the archangel statue over there.
Marx: That’s got to be 100 yards away.
Frank smiles and chuckles in spite of his distress
Frank: He can’t hide from me here. He’s wearing a corduroy jacket, worn, but a perfect fit.
Marx: You’re talking shop while we’ve got the invisible man over there doing whatever he’s doing?
Frank: That came from a child. He’s telling what he thinks I want to know.
Marx: Can you…You know, see his face?
Frank: Not unless I get closer, and I don’t think I should. The people resting here don’t know him. Look. One of the plots over there was a smoke jumper, and there’s a woman I can hardly feel through all the dark secrets she took to her grave. Whoever this guy is, he’s making THEM uneasy.
Marx: So let me see if I’ve got the picture. We’re at the scene of a violent crime, surrounded by second-rate undercover cops, and there’s some shadowy figure with bad intentions and killer fashion sense lurking behind a huge, gothic statue, and some sleezy reporter is going to make BTE the focus of some outlandish noir story in the morning? Are you SURE we’re not still in the Black Pyramid Universe?
Both men collapse in a heap on the grass, laughing hysterically. Some time later, Marx and Frank compose themselves.
Frank: I heard James mention WGWF. Do you ever wish it was you in the ring?
Marx: I’m in the ring at every show
Frank: You know what I mean. Do you ever see yourself in there fighting again?
Harvey Marx retired from boxing a long time ago. He’s never stopped fighting.
Marx: Are you asking about a match or a fight?
Frank: What’s the difference?
Marx: A match is a performance with rules and referees. A fight is something different.
Frank: Then what do you call the crucifixion match you just sent that guy to.
Marx: Just sick rich boys playing with human toys. The lions are the only thing missing and Casanova English might be one tantrum away from checking that box.
This conversation should be terrifying. Naked, dehumanizing brutality like this should have been left behind in ancient times. Two people who have held each others trust, bodies, fears, secrets, and victories as sacred should not sign a contract to paint each other’s nightmares in blood in front of 20,000 people. Harvey Marx is unsettled, but he is not terrified by this story. The worst of it hits a heartbeat later when he asks himself why not.
And realizes he’s already thinking about how to fill the stands.
Marx decides he prefers a teachable moment to a traumatic one.
Marx: Promotion 101, kid. We don’t have to like it, just have to convince the public they will. How do we do that?
Frank: We find the story.
Marx: Yes!
Marx launches into a promo, loud enough for the creep in the corduroy jacket to hear. If he can’t thrash the guy, he’ll damn sure mock him.
“CULT's trademark trainwreck takes on a personal flavor tonight. One of wrestling’s power couples serves up some star-crossed sadism with a belt on the line
First of our combatants is Johnny Bacchus
He was a theater kid from Oakland. He came to Vegas and found his spotlight wasn't on the strip but in the ring. A man walking his own path in red shoes had a legendary title reign. One day he found himself looking down. No matter how high and how fast his star was rising, he learned he couldn't elevate the world around him. It wasn't up to the ideals he's talking about so often.”
There's no way to know if it was experience, disillusionment or both that brought out the Man in Black, but something felt more real to me then. The bad boy look was good for the brand, but it wasn't the whole story. It is true he wasn't playing the star anymore. He's gotten so good at playing the loner that the crowd often misses the point.
That means he wants to be a hero on his own terms, folks! His mission to bring down philidor brought his AW run to a close. Surely some other crusade has brought him to CULT!”
Frank: “Johnny Bacchus is looking for a cause while the whole world is having no trouble Lissie Hope. From starting for the LFLs Toronto Frost and modeling contracts to reality TV and rumble matches, the face of action wrestling seems to be the face of the moment. She’s looking for more respect, more belts and more bookings! And she’s looking for herself.”
Marx nods
Marx: Good angle, kid. This story is about convictions and confusion. They’ll look like gods on the posters, but we need to keep them relatable in a match like this one. They’re people, and we can’t have the public forgetting that I’ve been on the business side long enough to know what Lissie hasn’t figured out. Confusing your worth as a commodity with your value as a person is easy in this industry. Love and loyalty don’t make a home in the same place as limelight and luxury.
Frank: What’s scary is that her struggles have hardly slowed Lissie down in the ring. Imagine the day she can give a name to what she’s really fighting for.
Marx: It would be best if we all got the hell out of the way when that day comes….
Frank: They’re trying so hard to rise, they can’t see the fall here.
Marx: Never put your ambitions over people, Frank. That’s the reason for this mess.
Frank: You put money above people all the time.
Marx: I wouldn’t be much of a promoter if I couldn’t do that. But I see your point. The booker deserves plenty of blame here too. English didn’t cause the friction between Lissie and Johnny, but he has no problem pouring gasoline over it to turn a profit.
Frank: Sounds like a real peach. Are you sure you know what you’re doing getting involved with CULT?
Marx: He’s got the pull I need to make the plan work. I have no problem getting my hands dirty, but don’t worry. I have a way to keep from crossing the wrong lines.
Frank: What’s that?
Marx: I have you
One hour later
Marx: That’s right. Ronald James. He says he works for the Chronicle. I don’t trust him, but I think we can use him.
Leo: What’s the play?
Marx laughs.
Marx: I don’t think you’ll have any trouble getting a read on this guy.
Marx finishes telling Leonora about the conversation with James. He can practically hear her eyes rolling.
Leo: You did the right thing. Whatever happened last night, reporters a lot better than our new friend will be asking questions soon. We can’t turn off the spotlight down there. We ride this out for a couple of news cycles and give it something else to shine on tonight.
Marx: That might be easier if I were in Knoxville…
It is Leo’s turn to be amused
Leo: The big ticket is not the only one in this company who knows how to make a splash, Harlan. Is Savage ready to go public with London Prizefight Promotions yet? That could be something to keep this creep busy.
Marx: I don’t think so. Tony’s a natural promoter though. I’ll give him a heads up you’re going to feed a reporter tonight. He’ll have him wrapped around his finger with some wild pitch about inferno matches and alligators on amphetamines. At least I THINK it’ll be bullshit.
Leo: One phone call would convince some pervert it’s his idea to eighty-six a few pictures. What’s the other problem?
Leonora is silent for a long moment after marks tells her about the man in the corduroy jacket.
Leo: Stay with Frank tonight, But I need you on a plane to the Maldives in 48 hours.
Marx: Can something still be called a trap when it's this obvious? The mechanics of this thing are brilliant, but the packaging? These people need a role model
Leo: That's why I'm sending you
Marx: I'm just a promoter.
Leo: Sure. And Nathaniel Dixon is just a businessman.
Marx: The press conference later will be bad. I’m sending you some backup.
Leo: You don’t mean…?
Marx: Yes. Yes I do. Tennesee is far enough from the Mexican border. We’ll be fine.
Big Ticket Studios
Chicago
Leo hangs up the phone and moves down a hallway into a spacious elevator She sends the elevator to the fourth floor, waiting a moment before hitting the emergency stop. She presses a button on her control box. Her wheelchair seating system begins to tilt slowly. Her shoulders ease back with the help of gravity. This is one of the few moments today her body won't have to fight it.
Pressure management is important for long days in the chair. Sponsors and VIPs expect strong eye contact and some find the changing of her seat angle distracting. There's no room for struggle to hold herself up when she is holding up Big Ticket Entertainment. April began with the success of Dead City Wrestling’s Nightmares and Dreamscapes. Then came weeks of negotiations with The Arcadia Consortium. The big interview is days away. That mystery will have to wait. There is another one in a graveyard in Texas. She takes a deep breath and looks at a large, framed photo of some other Seattle skyline.
Seattle, WA
Black Pyramid Universe
Fourteen years ago
Leonora pursued her the goal of becoming an actor with drive and dedication. She was talented beautiful, and charismatic.
And the audiences she dreamed of performing for would never know.
Dreams were worth nothing in this dark world she came from. It is best to burn them for warmth. This is not a story about inspiration or conquering obstacles.
Power cannot be earned or even taken in a world that refuses to respect it in the hands of a cripple.
Power by proxy would have to be enough and the Emerald City Casino had plenty of it.
She started as a blackjack dealer. Fast hands and a faster smile made Leonora a favorite of high rollers and highwaymen alike. She listened intently to the misadventures of moguls and movie stars, taking their stories for herself and their chips for the house. After three months she was overseeing an entire gaming floor.
Within a year her reach Extended throughout the casino in the hotel and onto the surrounding streets. There were rivals of course. Even a few of Seattle’s finest were still doing what they could to avoid becoming the next Las Vegas.
Information was usually the answer to these problems. Everyone had a story, and digging up secrets was always cheaper than burying bodies. The very few who had no shame at least had a price. Even the giant standing in the outer office.
Leo watches the exchange on a hidden feed. Her man slides a piece of paper across the desk to Marx.
Redmond: I think you’ll find our offer more than generous, Mr. Marx.
Marx: Your offer? The number looks about right coming from the office bitch. I thought I was here to see the boss.
Office bitch: this comes straight from the old man.
Marx decides to go fishing
Marx: I don’t think there’s been much coming from him for a while now.
Office bitch: I don’t know what you mean…
And it looks to Marx like he doesn’t.
Harvey spends most of his time fighting in the basement, but has heard as many rumors as anyone else about what is happening here above Emerald City Casino. He’s not sure if the man sitting before him is cunning or clueless, but he wasn’t expecting the offer to be refused. The man's face goes from confused to concerned. They always take the money.
Some of the more colorful stories Marx has heard in bars and on the docks are coming to him now.
Office bitch: You want my advice, big guy? Take the money, bet it all on red and then head to your usual hangout. You’ll feel better after you hit something.
Marx stays away from the tables. One look at the paintings hanging around the room would be enough to remind anyone where the money ends up. He thinks about the odds of leaving here employed and in one piece. The wheel is looking like a better bet. He stands with his back to Redmond
Marx’s reputation as a brawler is well known and well earned. He started fighting for safety and survival on the streets of a city an ocean away. He found the ring a short time later, and he's thrown every punch for prestige and profit ever since.
This meeting is way off script and both men know it. Harvey shrugs, knowing the game he came to Seattle to play has caught up with him. He waits for the fear and desperation, but it doesn’t come. He knows he's just a pawn here, and he is only curious.
Curiosity is a good reason to clobber someone.
An uppercut lifted Redmond off the ground and left him sprawled unconscious across the gawdy antique desk.
Marx: It’s just us now. Let’s have a little chat.
He looks into the camera on the ceiling and winks.
I’ll wait.
Marx picks up the wing back chair from its place behind the desk and moves it to the middle of the room.
The big ticket looks relaxed and settles into the chair as best he can. It looks to Leonora as if it belongs in a dollhouse.
He steeples his hands. Leonora zooms in on his face and decides it’s best for the bottom line that he doesn’t play poker. She knew he would never take the money. Instead he did something unexpected and bizarrely entertaining. The smile on his face is tentative, but Leo knows that’s the best any sane person can do when facing a firing squad.
Very few people live up to their reputation, but the man calling himself Harvey Marx has a gift for growing into big moments.
I like a good standoff as much as the next guy, but I’ve got a fight tonight. So where is she?
Leonora smiles herself as she studies Marx for another three minutes making a new plan.
There is no hurry.
She has her own reputation to protect
Leo: Showtime.
Many scenes played out in Harvey’s mind in the long silence. From the foolishly heroic to the unspeakably horrific. His favorite had been a little of both. Reality would likely be different. He’d like to go down fighting, but there would be armed men. He’d just go down. This wasn’t a movie.
And then the bookcase to his left split down the middle on hinges.
Harvey spoke without turning.
Marx: A secret passage in a bookcase? Seems a little dramatic
Leo: I’d rather not quote Shakespeare, Mr. Markov.
Marx: Holy Shit.
He stands and turns to face the woman. She is young and willowy. Her red hair is short and slicked back. The heavy makeup Harvey is used to seeing is gone, replaced by a more natural look. Earlier today he had greeted this woman in an elevator. Her eyes were downcast and she appeared nervous, outshined by the green sequins of a dealer’s uniform. Now her eyes are meeting his, and he notices for the first time they are the same color as the casino vest. She holds the big man’s gaze while working the tilt controls for the seat of her power wheelchair to look at him more comfortably. She is wearing a navy pantsuit with gray pinstripes. Marx notices the suit might be a little long on her if she were standing, that it’s been made for a seated position.
Marx: The rumors are true.
Leo: Mostly. Who do you think started them?
Marx: Pleased to meet you, your majesty
Leo: Don’t be cute. She’s a tool I created for men who aren’t evolved enough to know they should be afraid of someone like me. I’m not The Queen.
Marx: That doesn’t track. You’re hardly old enough to drink and you have every player up and down the west coast trying to figure just what the hell is happening here. You really think some campfire story is enough to keep thieves and hardened killers awake at night? What do I call you, then? Is your name even Leonora?
Yes. Use it in the casino. Up here and anywhere else Miss Albright will do. Sit down, Mr Markov. He won’t be out for long.
Marx: Sorry about that
Leo: Bullshit. He had that coming anyway. He’s an informant.
Marx: Cops? Feds?
Leo: Manny Ballesteros
Marx: The loan shark?
Leo: He prefers “capitalist”. He’s one of my more volatile friends, but he’s useful. Speaking of friends, tell me about the gentleman you left downstairs, Mr…?
Marx: Boris
Leo: Boris what?
Marx: Just Boris
And what does Boris do?
Marx: Goes where I go as long as it isn’t before noon.
Leo: Do you know why you’re here?
Marx: You’re trying to buy me out, get me to retire.
Leo: I’m afraid You’ve misunderstood.
She gestures to a piece of paper in pieces on the floor
Leo: That wasn’t a bribe. It was a bill. And I’m being generous. Your antics last weekend cost me a lot more. I’ll tolerate certain things, even if the people say a fighter doing ring introductions at his own fights is the most ridiculous thing they've ever seen.
Harvey grins.
Marx: I agree with them. The point is they’re talking about The Big Ticket. I’ve always been able to sell myself better than anyone else. He fills the seats. That’s my job.
Leo: You sell tickets. Probably a lot more than my other fighters. My other fighters go down when I tell them to. That’s your job.
Marx: I’ll never throw a fight.
You’re the best I have, but you know as well as I do you’ve never been in a fight down there. It’s just performance. I use the betting line to make certain…transactions between parties. You were supposed to lose and you’ve upset some powerful people.
Marx: As powerful as you?
Leo: Not for long. And they’re not nearly as patient with the talent as I am.
Marx: Talent? I’m a boxer. I didn’t come all the way to the states to lay down in a ring.
Leo: We’re all many things, Mr. Markov. Are you telling me you made your way here just to Take a paycheck in a casino basement and go unchallenged until this city forgets your name?
Marx: If I can’t fight, I can’t pay back the debt you just saddled me with.
Leo: You did that to yourself. But the terms of your new contract should take care the problem. I’m starting a TV studio soon. You’re going to be the star.
Marx: What are you talking about? The big ticket is just a stupid shtick I do before a fight.
Leo: You said it yourself. They eat him up.
Marx: What do you get out of this, getting into TV?
Leo: I have a PR problem. My organization runs just fine fleecing the tycoons and socialites whose money keeps this casino and society afloat. But you only have to look to Las Vegas to know that won't last forever. It might take 10 years, but I need to Likable when everything comes crashing down.
Marx: The people throw everyone else in jail and leave you to keep giving them soap operas ? That sounds absurd.
Leo: I was thinking game shows. Odds, prizes, not so different from business downstairs. People have been ignored for decades, felt invisible. You might be surprised what happens when we speak to them.
Marx: What if I refused to go along with this charade?
Leo: This meeting might be a bit of a show, but it was never a negotiation. I have an agenda much bigger than your in-ring aspirations. You’ve done what you could for yourself, but you work for me. Your career ends tonight.
Marx: Or you’ll kill me?
Leo: I don’t waste my breath talking to dead men, Mr. Markov. You can walk out of here on my terms or you can walk out alone into my city.
Harvey Marx is many things. The fighter in him wants to walk out the door and take his chances. The showman in him could make it look easy. Then the survivor in him makes a choice, and the pitchman smiles to seal the deal.
Marx: When do we start?
Marx's popularity and the legend and reach of the Queen would grow over the next ten years. She stayed in the production truck, making calls on set and in the streets, and he was at his best under the lights. The lights were different in the studio and in the casino parking garage, but Harvey’s job was never all that different. On the air he punched out arrogant game show contestants to help the masses vent their frustration with the greed and graft all around them. Off camera, he tested the Queen’s men, keeping the best of them sharp and putting the worst in their place. The Big Ticket made a name for himself as a party-hard teddy bear who cracked jokes and played a fighter on TV. Markov worked the gimmick in the underground. Men often laughed about autographs and moonwalks when he showed up at the clubs and on the docks. They would be ready for their fifteen minutes with the host of sucker punch live. A good story to impress friends. Most people in Seattle got exactly that. Rival gangsters struggled the next morning to remember 3 minutes of thudding blows, cracked ribs and looking up through swelling eyes at a brawler who played a promoter on TV. Harlan Markov is not an actor. He’s a carnival barker. His goal is not to make sure others never see the man behind The Big Ticket. It's to make sure those who do see him too late.
With Harvey Marx doing the heavy lifting for the hearts and minds of his audience, Leonora turned her attention to the suits signing their checks. The black pyramid universe is a violent place with very little law. Golf courses and boardrooms are even dirtier than back allies. There is no law in these circles either, but there is order. The same order keeping Leonora Jane Albright in her proper place at the blackjack table became the Queen’s weapon. A world that refused see or hear Leonora didn’t notice how much she watched and listened. Hits on CEOs and made men are quick and common. The Queen rarely employed such messy, short-term solutions to gain ground. She is patient and persistent. She is a player in a long game, and she never saw sense in taking any useful pieces off the board. Puppet masters and power brokers were a dime a dozen in this world, and Leonora got to the top from behind the curtain and camera as The Queen of the Emerald City, a whisper in the minds of people busy pulling strings.
**
The chime of the elevator door Brings Leo back to the present. The reach and resources the picture represents might have made today’s problems easier. But the place is history and she won’t find solutions in the past.
At least not the past of that place.
The doors open up to the penthouse of Big Ticket Studios and a view of the Chicago skyline. Much was sacrificed to bring her and her people to a new universe and new challenges, but this place has plenty to appreciate.
Chicago was chosen as the site of Big Ticket Studios in a fan poll last summer. Leonora can’t help but see a certain poetry in that. Destroyed by fire in 1871, the city was reborn stronger. It was the scene of both wonder and horror during the world’s fair in 1893 with great promise and darkness on full display in the press. Leonora is no stranger to dark places, and she is poised to sell the people a better future.
The city will forever be associated with the mobster who brought it to its knees and a media mogul who smashed expectations and barriers, finding success and redefining the possible. Born where light and darkness never separated, Leonora will help write Chicago’s next chapter in the shades of gray it has always known.
The chapter of the story that began with BTE’s arrival in a new universe has been a low-key production on a tight budget. The company has gone from an international brand supported by a massive casino and more than a few pliable government officials to a dark horse player short on cash and connections.
Leonora can't comprehend the science behind interdimensional travel, but the economics and logistics are simple enough. Her crew, in every sense of the word, is smaller. So is the studio. The building is respectable but modest in a city with a long history of architectural marvels. Navigating the business and TV markets in this gentler universe has been surprisingly stormy. The hacker known as Cypher nearly ruined the company by hacking the all digital game show wheel she used, costing thousands of dollars at a time before major sponsors were behind them. That little shit hacked the last cloud as well. Cypher is now in prison and there’s only one reason Leo and most of her people aren’t there, too.
He underestimated her. Thinking of Big Ticket Entertainment as a fragile, upstart company that could be smashed by equipment failures and a few leaked documents is mistake, but it is something they can use. People love an underdog story in any universe. Leonora couldn’t script this one better if she tried.
She looks across the penthouse at a large photo of herself holding Atticus the pig on set and is reminded of her greatest gain from coming to this universe. She may not have her fortune or the armor of the Queen’s reputation but she has one thing she never had back home.
Her name.
A fan vote last year put her in the spotlight After more than a decade as the big tickets faceless producer. She has been embraced by the public in her roles as game show model and consulting psychologist on Sucker Punch Live. She’s had success working with the press in the open as Big Ticket Entertainment’s sharp, young CEO. There’s one role she didn’t expect or prepare for. She has become an advocate for disability rights and has been made into a symbol of empowerment in the media. It’s true BTE’s workforce is one of the most diverse and inclusive in the country, and big ticket studios was built to a standard of accessibility that far exceeds ADA requirements. There have been a few magazine profiles since the studio opened last year. The publicity has helped the company recover from the hacking scandal and opened doors with a wide range of potential sponsors. All these things are nice, but they aren’t the reason Leo has gone to such lengths to make her building and her product accessible to as many people as possible.
She does it because no one had done it for her.
Leo has worked on her empowerment narrative, sharing her life story with interviewers and, when it makes sense, audiences.
Her life story minus the bribery and blackmail, sans espionage and extortion, without the manipulation and murder. Not everything goes under the rug. She sprinkles in just enough sex and scandal to make it worthwhile.
So much visibility always draws critics. Some say striking a sales pose with a vibrator during last year’s live audition for the World series of wrestling at Velvet Rabbit NYC is not acceptable in a role model for children and teens with ability differences. Leo can laugh that off. Articles like that are usually written by the sorts of patrons she bosses around down in Pandora’s Box at The Velvet Rabbit.
Those she visits in children’s hospitals need support and she sees no hypocrisy in being someone to provide it. Leonora Jane Albright spent most of her life in shadows, her accomplishments projected onto the spectre of The Queen. She sleeps well with the skeletons in her closet these days.
She lied about who she is for fourteen years.
Simple lies about what she is doing off camera at BTE are nothing after that.
There hasn’t been much to lie about in Chicago so far. Most people know the games on Sucker Punch Live are heavily weighted in BTE’s favor. Regulators don’t care how long the odds are as long as those odds are disclosed. Contestants are fully informed.
At least they would be if they ever read the waver they sign. The college students making up the contestant pool are smart enough to know Harvey’s game show is more Jackass than Jeopardy. That’s not saying much. These same people believe that fifteen minutes of fame and an autographed t shirt will be fair compensation for taking The Sexy Southpaw’s best shot.
The combat sports world has embraced The Big Ticket as a top promoter in spite of his having no professional record in this reality. His contract as ring announcer for the WGWF is private, but BTE gets plenty of buzz from his appearances there. Chris Page’s company is large and near the top of the industry. That’s no surprise. There are reasons Marx chose to sign there. There is something about the company very strange to Leonora. The WGWF is clean. It doesn’t just look that way on paper. Leonora’s best effort and strong instinct have found nothing but a few dustups from page’s days as a full time wrestler. He doesn’t work in back rooms because he doesn’t have to.
Action Wrestling is another industry giant. The heaviest fighting there seems to be between ambitious general managers, but the financial side of the promotion is mostly above board. Leonora has no idea how that’s possible Las Vegas is a gangster’s fun house under martial law where she came from.
And then there’s Vince Russo. He’s got balls and the people are watching. Still, he’s more frat boy than bad boy. Leo laughs at the kids table corruption in his new WCW. It is the exception that proves the rule that most promotions in this world are very far and very different from what she knows.
Tonight in Knoxville, CULT will bring her closer to home than she’s been in a long time. One last glance at herself petting Atticus and giving the studio audience an artfully unguarded smile before she turns her chair and moves down a wide hallway
All of the doors in the penthouse are sliding doors. These are much more accommodating for large wheelchairs, used easily with one hand and providing extra clearance once they slide into the wall.
There is only one door on hinges at the back of the apartment. A blast door. It’s heavy and would be hard to open even without three locks.
When the door opens, Leo moves to a small table with an ornate, green and white marble chess set. It is under a single light bulb, and Leo moves into the harsh shadows. Checkmate for the white king after a few moves. Leonora is bathed in a hash electronic glow from a sprawling array of curved monitors, then overhead lights kick on
Leo: Hello Oz
Good morning miss Albright. I took the liberty of Finishing the dossier you and I start of last night.
The Wartime Information Security/Autonomous Recon Drive The AI takes plenty of liberties. That’s a concern, but keeping it on a leash is not an option. The only thing worse than unchecked military grade spy software would be bored military grade spy software. It has kept Leo on her toes since she won it in a poker game with the spoiled daughter of a dictator.
Leo: Thank you, Oz.
Oz: Nearly a decade together and you still don’t trust me.
Leo: Would you trust you?
If the machine could smile, it would smile now.
Leo: What do we have on the sideshow in the cemetery?
Oz: I can confirm Johnny Bacchus was present.
Leo: Shocking he’d ride his horse to his lover’s brother’s grave just in time to be chivalrous. What can you tell me that I didn’t know the instant you played the police dispatch for me?
Oz: His cell phone audio is inconclusive to identify the second subject. The second set of footprints was left by someone smaller than Mr. Backus. Probably a woman.
Leo: Another crazy bitch attacked Johnny?
Oz: This couldn’t keep happening to a nicer guy
Leonora notes the total lack of sarcasm in the machine voice as crime scene photos from a hotel bathroom spring up to frame Johnny’s headshot.
Leo: I can think of a few people who’d throw him a parade for taking out Mr Ed. But someone has to be pissed at our boy. What do you have on the one Marx told me about today? A professional just randomly comes sniffing around Chimp Mode weeks after the kid whacks a major player with ties to CULT? No way.
Oz: Our “Mr Corduroy”? Nothing. He’s a ghost. Might Mr Bellwood's talents be better suited to dig something up?
Great. The machine is into wordplay now…
Leo: I’m sure he knows something. And I’m sure he lied to Marx about it. BT has always been protective of Frank, and he’d be in jail right now if he was told anything. I’m less worried about Frank’s safety than he is.
Oz: Why?
Leo: The kid is the only one of our people no one has ever wanted dead.
The mystery of Mr. Corduroy is intriguing to Leo, but it is a tricky one to solve. Mining information from law enforcement agencies is risky in a universe where they still actually do their job. WISARD is content (for now) to be her eyes and ears in this building. Data and dirt on local politicians, media personalities, tourists, the studio guests and audience and a wide variety of wealthy, boozy party guests. This could all useful one day. It’s far from ethical, but it’s safe as long as people continue to sign and click yes any time a document is put in front of them. That won’t change anytime soon. Big Ticket studios is an older kind of studio where television is about glamor and simple escape. Games and chit-chat with the lovely Miss Leonora and The Big Ticket help people feel normal. Leonora prides herself on creating this aura here. Big Ticket studios feels like its own safe, nostalgic world. The demand for mindless violence is part of the nostalgia.
It is a golden world running in the red. Even with the Arcadia Consortium deal finalized, BTE needs another big payday. Tonight will be the first step.
Leo: Show me the mark, Oz.
The face of Johnny Bacchus is replaced by that of Casanova English. Several official looking files neatly cascade around the head shot.
Leo: How reliable are these documents?
Oz: These are the official Financials and athletic commission filings for CULT
Leo chuckles
Leo: That’s what I thought. He’s good. Or at least his legal team is. I can see why Markov sees promise here. They’ve got slick marketing and a carefully set standard of production value. You can pull off gritty and stay just far enough away from back alleys to sell tickets. These aren’t your daddy’s death matches. He’s gone for the people, but with a premium spin for whatever seedy sponsors will go for this shit.
CULT will never be AW or the WGWF, but it has a growing following. English seems to understand something that Page and Torture never will. Popularity, profit and prestige are good for the public, but real power is something different. It is a dangerous and visceral thing, born in a part of the brain that knows nothing about stock prices and focus groups.
He was a promising talent rejected by the mainstream of the wrestling industry. He’s channeled his own anger into the creation of a fringe promotion that cashes in on the fears and frustrations of a loyal audience. He has blazed a new path after old hopes crumbled. Shut out of mainstream for the threat he represented to pro wrestling, the Unprofessional has become the king of one dark corner. He takes revenge one show at a time.
She is not flattered to see any of herself in someone like Casanova English, but she has to be honest. Being the woman she needs to be tonight is about understanding how her audience sees her and knowing what they expect. The more she knows about herself, the less she’ll have to hide.
Leo: I have what I need. Now be a dear and open the door me, Oz.
Oz: Certainly. I received an alert from the watchdog you placed on Max Daemon’s credit card. He destroyed another hotel room last night. Shall I pay the bill as usual?
Of course. We wouldn’t want Harlan’s BFF getting in hot water, would we?
WISARD closes the door after Leo exits, and she moves through the halls into a large closet.
The walls are lined with everything from casual looks to power suits. Years of working with Harvey Marx has been proof of the power of the right look. The suits and ties are for closing deals. That will be Markov’s job later on. Leo looks over the glitzy party dresses she wears for game shows and decides against that approach. A few wealthy backers will be at tonight’s show. If she dresses like a plaything, she’ll be treated like one. She smiles at the thought of suspenders and a fedora, thinking of the Rabbit. That’s a little too much power, and Casanova English hasn’t paid for the privilege. Markov’s words explode into her mind then. She decides there’s only one way to enter the halls of power at CULT.
She drives across her old casino uniforms to an intercom.
Leo: Jess, get Amanda and I on the next flight to Knoxville and send her up to the penthouse.
Yes Miss Albright.
Leonora takes a garment bag off of a low mounted shelf and places it on a table in the middle of the room. Amanda is standing behind her moments later.
Leo: That’s going with me, and so are you.
The studio’s head stylist doesn’t usually leave Chicago. She looks at the numbered tag on the bag and nods with understanding. She knows Leonora can’t get into this getup alone.
Looking to attract attention?
Leo: No. I’m looking to command attention.
Amanda smiles
Will someone be helping you out of this later?
Leo: Tonight’s all business.
Amanda’s smile gets bigger.
That doesn’t change my question.
Leo: You have a very active imagination.
That’s a good quality in a makeup artist.
Leo: True. It might have a little to do with your previous employer?
Maybe. Jade was good to me.
The former adult film star owns the mansion where Chicago’s own Chelsea Skye shoots most of her work.
Leo: A trip will be good for you, too. I’ll meet you downstairs. I need to get out of my chair for a while before we head to the airport.
Outside Thompson-Boling Arena
Knoxville, TN
Twelve minutes to Heaven Sent undercard
The days preparations have been almost as draining as the flight to Tennessee. Leonora is sore and stiff from all of the transfers from her wheelchair, to isle chairs, into first class and back again. She doesn’t have the luxury of listening to her body now. Instead, she draws energy from the rest of the buzzing crowd moving toward the area. She lets the hum of a thousand eager conversations quiet her own thoughts. She drives up a ramp to a small group of reporters near the entrance. The glare of the first flash bulb burns away her fatigue as she waves to the crowd.
Miss Albright, what are you doing here?
Leo: Just taking In a little show.
Where’s Harvey Marx?
Leo: Mr. Marx is in Texas taking personal time.
Can you elaborate?
Leo: I suspect it has to do with a Cuban sandwich.
CULT seems off brand for BTE. This isn’t exactly known for the red carpet treatment.
She gestures to the red carpet they are standing on.
Leo: Don’t worry, I brought my own. We just went to hell with Dead City Wrestling, and this Knoxville crowd is electric. What could be more on brand for us?
Leonora waits out a cheer from the crowd that has stopped filing in to watch her show outside She knows the softball questions are almost over.
Are you here to talk booking with Casanova English?
Leo: You should know better than to use the "B" word before you buy a lady dinner, Stan.
Vanessa Rivers: Is there any truth to the rumor that you have been seeing Brennan Devlin?
It is not true, but Leo hasn’t had this much fun with a lie in years. She pouts. Do I look old enough to be a MILF, Ms. Rivers?
Ronald James: Miss Leonora…
Leo: Does this look like the set of Sucker Punch Live? “Miss Albright” will do.
Rivers: In his defense, you don’t look…well, like yourself.
Leonora’s eyes sparkle. She is wearing a leather bodysuit baring her shoulders with green makeup and a generous amount of glitter. She is a fairy tale. They are not all for children. I feel more like myself than I have in a long time, Steve. You know I play a lot of roles in my company. Producer, director, CEO…
What’s your role tonight?
Leonora smiles. It is a true and dangerous thing, like she used in front of her mirror when she dreamed of stage and stardom.
Tonight I’m just a campfire story. Did you have a question, Mr. James?
Ronald: Any comment about why Marx visited Robbie Hope's grave hours after a violent altercation today?
A hush falls over the crowd and the media. As tension builds, a grin teases the corners of Leo's mouth. The golden, emerald-studded spider web pendant around her neck catches the lights.
And the moment is shattered by the first sleezy, brassy note. The man with the saxophone is standing still on the other side of the line of reporters. Skinny jeans, blue suede shoes, and a glorious perm are all he needs to hold court.
Leo: Ladies and Gentleman, Boris and the Babymakers!
Boris begins to play, and Leo playfully shrugs in the face of a few questions, unable to speak above the music. Before long, even the most dedicated journalist is tapping their feet for BTEs most over act. He rushes to Leo, and the reporters step aside. He is thrusting his hips from behind the chair. Leo feigns shock as the crowd noise brings an end to the presser. Boris plays on, dodging various undergarments and being hit by a few more.
The Queen of some other emerald city has had her moment in the spotlight, but she doesn't wait for flowers. She moves the new lane into the arena unnoticed, back into warm, waiting shadows, to the business at hand.
END
Dedicated to the outstanding admins and contributing writers of Black Pyramid Wrestling. The Sexy Southpaw would not exist without you.
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