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Post by Casanova English on Sept 16, 2023 12:49:10 GMT
Okay, how this works is you can post small mini-promos here or CD leading up to What Happens In Vegas. It can be chatting about the last PPV, your upcoming match, or just some CD on how the wrasslin world affects a wrestler’s life. I’ll post some stuff here as well hyping the PPV, interviews and breakdowns with CU:LT staff and board meetings to push along the lore of the company. This is completely up to you if this is used, no pressure, does not count toward RP scores for shows.
SEGMENT DEADLINE
SEPTEMBER 30TH 11:59:59 EST
A SEGMENT FOR HIGHWAY TO... CULT TV OR EVENTS WILL ADD A BONUS POINT FOR GRADES! NO POINT STACKING!
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Post by Casanova English on Sept 24, 2023 20:44:10 GMT
Hello ladies and gents, it’s me Karl Childers and I am back with another round of predictions ahead of two major cards this month. So sit down and shut the fuck up as I tell you what is going to go down.
CULT:TV S01E07
CULT Classic Championship
Datura vs Addison Stockton
I ate my words last month when I bet against Datura. I don’t think I’ll make that mistake again, even on her worst day she has a great showing in the ring. She is finding her footing as a top star and while Addison Stockton has had some surprising wins in the company, I don’t think she will have another one at CULT:TV. Datura is going to set the defence record.
First Blood Match
JD Driftwood vs Alice Gemini
This one put both competitors in a tough spot, both former New World Champions are on the verge of a losing streak. Driftwood hasn’t been the same since his return and I think Gemini uses him to make a statement before she takes a run at the CULT Classic Championship again - or finds herself once again chasing the New World Championship.
CULT:TV Championship
Sunshine The Dragon vs Esme Snow
Esme Snow was impressive in her debut, but Sunshine Dragon is a whole different breed as Kilroy found out. I thinK Dragon defends the championship and takes a fiery leap toward securing a New World Championship match.
MAIN EVENT
DOUBLE HOMICIDE CHAMPIONSHIPS
VLI vs THE ORPHANAGE
Grace Leary & Johnny Bacchus vs Casanova English & Bash Daddy
Grace and Johnny had a hell of a tag debut in CULT when they won the Double Homicide Championships off of Heartkillers. Both have been world champions, Bachus was just announced as number 2 for yearly rankings. Leary is on her way to being the most impressive top champion in months. Still English hasn’t lost in CULT and still has a lot left in the tank from the outings we’ve witnessed in 2023. Bash Daddy is also a wildcard, after years in Casanova’s shadow he will be eager to prove himself in his in ring debut. I worry about the repercussions if I don’t side with our great leader.
NATURAL BORN KILLERSSix Way Scramble
Winner Chooses Their Next Match
Ace Sky vs Beaufort vs Kilroy vs Craig Cogan vs Bliss vs Logan Bailey
Some really talented and hungry wrestlers in this match. Beaufort wants to get back in the win column along with Ace Sky. Logan Bailey hasn’t wrestled in CULT in a while and can use this as a chance to prove himself. Bliss has been a bit of an enigma since joining the roster. Kilroy has been on the verge of being a breakout star and if he wins this match it will be interesting to see who he chooses to fight. Cancelled Craig Cogan can’t be counted out either. I think Kilroy takes this one and takes aim at someone no one expects.
SNUFF Championship
Electric Chair Match
Max Daemon vs Paul Freedom
Max has been shredding his way to winning the fans over with brutal displays the last few months. Paul Freedom put down CULT’s King of Deathmatches last month by beating JD Driftwood. Freedom is on the rise, but I just think Daemon is on such a tear Freedom is going to find himself in the wrong place at the wrong time with 10,000 volts shooting through his body.
Johnny Bacchus vs Haru Niijima
Haru has to be steamed honoring the Hockeyman did not pay off at Summer Camp Slasher. Heartkillers were very close to retaining their championships – but Leary and Bacchus managed to rip it from their deadly fingers. Bacchus might be worn down after CULT:TV and I think Niijima takes advantage of fatigue and beats the former New World Champion.
MAIN EVENT
NEW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
JAIL CELL HELL
Grace Leary vs Serenity Holmes
Serenity Holmes is coming into this match off a rare loss and a quarter-life crisis as his out of ring antics have gotten out of control. Entering that mid 2000’s Lindsay Lohan era. Grace Leary on the other hand is on the rise, she has proved she is not just a stooge for Johnny Bacchus and is carving out her own legacy here at CULT… I don’t see that stopping anytime soon.
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Post by Casanova English on Sept 24, 2023 20:52:01 GMT
It’s me, Anderson Shepley, The King of British Thong Style, back to shine the spotlight on another wrestler with Star of The Month!
This month is a now brainer baby! It’s time we give Grace Leary her flowers. She was brought in by Johnny Bacchus as a kind of security measure, to watch his back and help him handle some rather unsavory things outside of the ring. Now she has completely broken out of the Bacchus shadow and is off to an incredible run as the New World Champion.
I think Grace has a deathgrip on the title and her unassuming stature has many underestimating her skills and talents. She has two big matches this month. One teaming with Bacchus against English and Bash Daddy. Then she goes on to defend the title against Serenity Holmes.
If Grace manages to win both matches this month she may cement herself as a future hall of fame candidate and you know what, I think this rocket has all the skills to be able to do it yeah baby yeah!
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kilroy
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Post by kilroy on Sept 28, 2023 2:35:12 GMT
After KILROY ruined one family reunion, he was on his way to ruin another but got stopped by some dumb obnoxious teenaged CU:LT fans. They swarmed him, asked a million questions, and put their grubby mitts on his Bible Belt Championship. Everything about this encounter bothered KILROY; Casanova English had to convince him he was injected with a nano-bomb in order to not wallop underaged children, after the unfortunate events of a month ago. Having to suppress his natural state was very difficult for the lunatic.
But finally, one of the edgy douchebags caught KILROY off guard by asking a pertinent question, “Ayo, so what match are you gonna pick?”
KILROY looked down at the youth, furrowed his brow, slowly leaned in and brought his ear right by the youth’s mouth, a sight they never thought they would/wanted to experience. “What. In the HELL. Are you taaaaaalking abooooout.”
“Uh,” the teen began, taking a step back. “If you win! You get any match you want!”
“Probably not for the New World belt.” another punk adds, “Knave Belzer said they got plans for that already.”
His friends groan at this comment, shooting back their usual reply, “Shut up, you mark!!”
“Yeah, shut up, Mark!” KILROY added. But then he thought about it some more. “Say, Mark, what match would youuuu pick?”
“If I were you?” not-Mark asked, smart enough to not correct the unstable idiot. He smirked, “Addison.”
Which prompted his friends to cringe-groan again, one shouting out, “FUCK, you’re down bad!!”
“Who?” KILROY asked. “Anyway, I’d ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobviouslyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick………………….. I can’t say Junko Souma, can I?”
“Not in a sanctioned fight, anyway. “not-Mark replied.
“I accept ANY fight, sancuned or NOT sancuned!!” KILROY roared back. But then he thought about it longer. “Sunshine the Dinosaur?”
“Sunshine the Dragon!” they collectively correct him.
Confused, he asks, “Is that his brother?”
“How about JJ Slayer?” not-Mark dares ask.
KILROY thinks about that very deeply, nodding and thinking, faster and faster, before he begins to smile. “Hmm, JJ Slayer, yeah, that’s the ticket!”
He pounds his fist into his other hand, “Consider him JJ Slayed!”
“You made that same joke four months ago!” not-Mark said, unable to help himself.
The look of confusion mixed with a growing rage, but it was hard to tell. Seeing as it was hard to tell, the teens decided now was as good a time as any to ferry their know-it-all friend anywhere but here.
Thankfully left alone with his thoughts anew, KILROY begins to nod in approval to the idea presented to him, but then, his face droops back into confusion.
“Who was I gonna pick again?” KILROY asked himself. “Sunshine? No, no no no. Uh, Slayer? Hmm, nahhh… nahhhhhh… Junko Souma maybe?! Uhhhhhhhhhh…”
And then he left to ruin another family reunion.
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Post by Grace Leary on Oct 1, 2023 2:39:23 GMT
Elliott Dalton — 11:32 PM You need to look at something over in Newark. ??? — 11:32 PM Do I now? Is it related to your little pet theory?
Elliott Dalton — 11:36 PM I can't say for certain that it doesn't. ??? — 11:37 PM Fine. I'll bite. Elliott Dalton — 11:38 PM Joseph Orsini. Some printing union foreman croaks in his office at the Port. Cardiac arrest brought upon at least in part by a malfunctioning Pacemaker. ??? — 11:40 PM I fail to see the connection. Elliott Dalton — 11:40 PM His was bashed in pretty good and one of those 3d printed guns was found at the scene Definitely was fired. ??? — 11:42 PM And these all go together? Elliott Dalton — 11:43 PM Unless he just happened to fire his toy gun and get his ass beat. ??? — 11:44 PM How do you know all this anyway? Something like this in Newark doesn't seem like it'd make the local news on Long Island. Elliott Dalton — 11:45 PM Orsini was someone I'd kept an eye on. Wasn't always a union man. ??? — 11:45 PM Should've guessed. One of the fun bunch you can't tell me too much about? Elliott Dalton — 11:47 PM One in the same. Tangentially at least. ??? — 11:48 PM Don't tell me you loitered around the scene. Elliott Dalton — 11:49 PM Newark's finest did their best to keep me away. Wanted to know what a 'money cop' was doing sniffing around. Didn't spill. ??? — 11:51 PM You're a moron. Seriously. An absolute mental marvel. Elliott Dalton — 11:52 PM You don't know the half of it. Can you at least look into it? ??? — 11:53 PM Fine. You owe me way more than one though. I still have a bad feeling about OKC. I haven't been able to find that weird blonde girl with the pixie cut in what little of the intel you've given me. But I still have a bad feeling. Elliott Dalton — 11:57 PM Just saw a centipede. Third one today. Hate this time of year. |
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Post by HEARTKILLERS on Oct 1, 2023 3:59:18 GMT
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