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Post by Casanova English on Nov 11, 2023 13:44:23 GMT
Okay, how this works is you can post small mini-promos here or CD leading up to What Happens In Vegas. It can be chatting about the last PPV, your upcoming match, or just some CD on how the wrasslin world affects a wrestler’s life.
I’ll post some stuff here as well hyping the PPV, interviews and breakdowns with CU:LT staff and board meetings to push along the lore of the company.
This is completely up to you if this is used, no pressure, does not count toward RP scores for shows.
SEGMENT DEADLINE NOVEMBER 30TH 11:59:59 EST
A SEGMENT FOR HIGHWAY TO... CULT TV OR EVENTS WILL ADD A BONUS POINT FOR GRADES! NO POINT STACKING!
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Post by Casanova English on Nov 13, 2023 1:45:34 GMT
It’s me Karl Childers, interviewer and wrestling critic for Combat Unlimited:Lethal Trials and I am back at you with another monthly installment of Big Match Breakdown! Now some people have been saying I am pretty fiucking terrible at my job, namely Datura – but Iet me tell you I have consumed copious amounts of wrestling and have written about it for years – It the cleat equivalent of in ring experience so I know exactly what I am talking about. Datura has gotten lucky so far, but with the amount of injuries she has incurred throughout her career her time as Classic Champion is simply limited. Anyway with some backstage drama at CULT aired… let's get to the predictions for CULT:TV!
No. 1 Contender for Double Homicide Championships ATSUKI&Company vs Natural Male Enhancement Talent
ATSUKI and Big Boy… mainly big boy… almost walked away with the Double Homicide Championships last month, but it was Los Sicarios de Sinaloa who managed to walk away with the titles. Cumshot College – now going by the name Natural Male Enhancement Talent showed they were a lot more authentic than people may have suspected. I am sure they are motivated for revenge after Big Boy choke slammed them right through the ring – but I think the beautiful ATSUKI&Company will walk away with this win and have the opportunity to challenge for the Double Homicide Championships at Red Planet.
Skall vs Craig Cogan
Craig Cogan keeps showing glimmers of knowing what he is doing out there, but just based on pure presentation alone I think Skall fucks him up. CULT wouldn’t give someone that level of production or teaser time if they were not ready to strap a rocket to the debuting Skall… and we saw at the last episode of CULT:TV the production machine is ready to back Skall! I think we will be watching one hell of a debut and Skall could find himself challenging for a championship soon enough.
CULT:TV Championship Beaufort vs Sunshine The Dragon
We saw Beaufort catch lightning in a bottle last month when she caught Serenity Holmes with a flying heel hook and tapped the former New World Champion out in record time. We have also witnessed a complete trail of destruction from Sunshine The Dragon as he brutally assaulted Logan Bailey to retain the CULT:TV Championship… one more defense and we see Sunshine challenge for the New World Championship – likely in February. However, despite his brutal style I don’t think the Dragon is ready for Beaufort’s technique and to be honest I think she had plenty of stuffed animals growing up. I'm sure she piledrove a few. For that reason I think Beaufort once again gets a big one and starts her rise to the top – her hair a little burnt from slaying a dragon!
Non-Title Match Datura vs Alice Gemini vs Tony Savage
We come to the record setting Datura and I get it… at this point I should swallow my pride and just admit she is one of the greatest talents on the roster. Sure, she’s amazing. But has she won the New World Championship like Alice Gemini? Did she win in her debut like Tony Savage? No?! I don’t think she did. There is a blood feud brewing between Datura and Alice. Datura has already beaten her once, but I don’t see Alice letting that happen again. I think these two distract one another and Tony Savage somehow walks away with a win.
Double Homicide Championships Los Sicarios de Sinaloa vs Zero Tolerance
Los Sicarios de Sinaloa are the perfect combination of power, strength and in ring experience and they proved that when they kicked off a new era for the tag team division and walked away with the Double Homicide Championships at the last episode of CULT:TV. Jesús and Sal put on a performance which will not soon be forgotten. On the losing end of that match was Zero Tolerance. While Normal and Discipline proved they can take a beating and dish one out they couldn't find a way to wrap the titles around their waist – but the outing impressed management enough to give them a second chance at the titles. I just think Los Sicarios de Sinaloa are hot right now and I don’t see them dropping the Double Homicide Championships this quickly.
Main Event Grace Leary and Kilroy vs Heartkillers
It’s an experienced tag team up against a team slapped together – likely with the hope they fail. Heartkillers will be determined to weaken Leary before her title match with Haru at Red Planet. Grace has had a long list of intense matches – and being teamed with Kilroy isn’t going to help. This is the first time the pair have tagged and Kilroy is in the crosshairs of Casanova English. I just don’t think there is any way the SNUFF Champion and New World Champion walk out with a win against the fine oiled machine that is Heartkillers.
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Post by Casanova English on Nov 13, 2023 2:02:20 GMT
Hello it is me Anderson Shepley… ring announcer and KING of British Thong Style. Tonight it is a no-brainer who the Star of the Month is. For months I have, totally not creepy, watched Adrienne Beaufort blossom into a fine fine fine young woman and a talented professional wrestler. She has gone long stretches without wins but has always put in a tremendous effort and when she wins it pays off huge. It all came together at the last CULT:TV. Beaufort used her martial arts black belts efficiently to catch Serenity Holmes with a flying heel hook to take the former New World Champion out in record setting time. Beaufort really has only up to go, she has had many opportunities and though she may have lost she has never let them take her out of the game and longevity is half the battle. Beaufort has a chance to shock the world once more and solidify herself as a force to be reckoned with here in CULT. I think if Beaufort uses the technical prowess she did in her match against Holmes she could very well submit Sunshine The Dragon and become the new CULT:TV Champion in the next episode!
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Post by kilroy on Dec 1, 2023 2:57:05 GMT
Anderson Shepley had just gotten home from a long day at CU:LT headquarters. He flicks on a light, takes off his jacket and shoes, draws water to fill the kettle for a nice spot of tea, and oh! Nature calls! So, he makes a beeline to his bathroom.
And screams bloody murder.
Standing in the dark and facing the poor little guy…
Was KILROY.
In a panic, Anderson tried to frantically scurry away.
“Get out of here!” he cried.
Silently, KILROY followed, slowly. Anderson tried throwing stuff in KILROY’s way, but to no avail. He then tried tossing anything he could get his hands on, but it just bounced ineffectively off the lunatic.
“Leave me alone!” he wailed.
The King of British Thong Style basically became Wendy Torrance to KILROY’s Jack Torrance.
“I’ll call the police!” he warned through an almost-faltering voice.
But KILROY’s “I just wanna taaaaalk.” response only fueled Anderson’s terror.
Having limited places to run, Anderson hatched a plan: he just needed to get to his bedroom! But how?
Then, the whistle from the kettle goes off. The sounds caused KILROY to recoil for literally no reason but to forward the story. With that bit of luck, Anderson slips past the lummox, scrambling for the bedroom. There, he desperately rummages through his bedside table drawer, whipping out some pepper spray, just as KILROY had already conveniently recovered and was about to home in on the small non-wrestler.
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KILROY’s normally skull-white face paint was then overtaken by spicy brown drippings. As they dripped down his face, KILROY allowed some to fall on his tongue. Initially, a confused look hit his face as he retracted his tongue. But then, he started to savour the complex flavours of oleoresin capsicum dancing upon his taste buds. He let out a small mmm of approval, much to Anderson’s chagrin and utter dread. Resigned to his fate, Anderson sobbed as he crawled to the centre of the bed.
“Just get it over with!” Anderson exclaimed.
“All right,” KILROY said with a menacing tone. “I WILL!”
He slowly reached inside of his furry trench coat, and as he did, Anderson shut his eyes tightly. Leaning in so he loomed over the entirety of the diminutive wrestling personality, his acrid musk stung the nostrils of his prey. Even with his eyes shut, he knew the world just got darker.
“Open yer eyyyyyessssss, Anderson Shepley.” KILROY demanded. “I want you to see THISSSSS.”
In a final mustering of courage, Anderson chose to die with his eyes open.
Only…
KILROY stood there, holding a sheet of paper that’s seen better days.
“THESE,” KILROY began, “Are the top 10 reasons why you should have al-READY deemed me Star of the Month!”
Anderson’s eyes widened, “Wh-what?!”
“NUMBER 10!” KILROY needlessly shouted…
But how could Anderson have heard a thing, over all the hysteric crying he was now doing?
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