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Post by Casanova English on Dec 10, 2023 21:45:48 GMT
Okay, how this works is you can post small mini-promos here or CD leading up to What Happens In Vegas. It can be chatting about the last PPV, your upcoming match, or just some CD on how the wrasslin world affects a wrestler’s life.
I’ll post some stuff here as well hyping the PPV, interviews and breakdowns with CU:LT staff and board meetings to push along the lore of the company.
This is completely up to you if this is used, no pressure, does not count toward RP scores for shows.
SEGMENT DEADLINE DECEMBER 29TH ST 11:59:59 PM
A SEGMENT FOR HIGHWAY TO... CULT TV OR EVENTS WILL ADD A BONUS POINT FOR GRADES! NO POINT STACKING!
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Post by Casanova English on Dec 21, 2023 3:00:23 GMT
Welcome ladies, gentleman and wrestling fans of all identity we are here with another episode of Big Match Breakdown with yours truly Karl Childers. We are just a month away from Red Planet, possibly the biggest PPV in CULT history… but before that we have a massive holiday special full of gifts for the whole family streamed right into your living room.
Beaufort vs Alice Gemini vs Craig Cogan vs Skall
Beaufort may have been a one hit wonder when she tapped out Serenity Holmes and sent her packing, but she keeps showing glimmers of exceptional talent. Criag Cogan can be surprisingly dangerous but I think he’s just in this one for the vibes. Skall had a hell of a debut, he has a hell of a aura… but I think Alice Gemini is going to walk out the winner and walk into Red Planet putting the fear of GODDDD ALMIGHTY into the HEART AND SOUL OF CULT CLASSIC CHAMPION DATURA! Let me catch my breath…
Natural Male Enhancement Talent vs Zero ToleranceNatural Male Enhancement Talent has a bit of a rebrand since debuting, but I think Zero Tolerance is a much more serious team after seeing them push the Double Homicide Champions to their limit last month. I think Zero Tolerance makes easy work of the former jerk off jokers.
Miracle on 34th Street Fight Tony Savage vs Sunshine The Dragon vs Grace LearyThis one is the toughest one to call on the card. We have a man who has been on a roll, who has had a surprising win over Alice and Datura at the last CULT:TV. Tony Savage has proved he has all the tools to be a huge star in this company. Meanwhile we have Sunshine the Dragon who has defended the CULT:TV Championship so often they are now number one contenders for the New World Championship. Arguably the most marketable wrestler on the roster. Then we have a CULT Sensation herself Grace Leary who is the longest reigning New World Champion. At the end of the day I have to give it to Grace. She will be hungry for a win after falling to Heartkillers. A cornered Grace Leary seems to be the most dangerous version of her.
Datura vs Kaede IrumaAh, Datura… I’ve taken to avoiding you backstage after recent comments about my predictions, but I won’t back down and this month will be no different. Kaede Iruma is hot off of winning a tag match against the New World Champion and SNUFF Champion. While Datura again is a fine technical wrestler, I don’t think she is at the level she used to be. She wants to think she’s reignited her flame, but I think Iruma puts it out and also puts herself in line to challenge for the CULT Classic Championship if Datura can even get past Alice Gemini.
SNUFF Championship Glass Tables Match Kilroy vs Casanova EnglishThis is due or die for Kilroy… he has a chance to prove he is worth his salt… but I don’t think that happens. The pestering and bothering of Casanova over the past year has boiled over and I think he’s going to unleash an unseen fury upon Kilroy. This might be Kilroy’s star-making moment, but I just don’t know if he has top star in him. I think it would be foolish to bet against the boss in this one so I won’t. English wins this one and re-establishes himself as one of the best talents to ever lace their boots.
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Post by kilroy on Dec 22, 2023 3:56:21 GMT
An external shot of North Hollywood High School is shown before transitioning to just outside the principal’s office. Within the waiting area, and across from the admin’s station, rows of seats are occupied by delinquents… class clowns… bullies… and KILROYs.
Luckily just one, actually.
The bully takes one look at KILROY and fearlessly and openly scoffs, “What’re YOU in here for, Doink?”
KILROY leans in, but has not come face-to-face with a bully who is therefore also an idiot. The bully can surely smell danger now, and it smells like expired shrimp and musty denim. “Ah reckon ah dunno who that is, but ME, KILROY, am here to set the story straight with yer princely-pal!”
The bully bullied their way into not having to sit next to KILROY anymore.
Thankfully, the administrator called out, “Mr. Kilroy, Principal Dooley will see you now.”
“It’s princely-pal.” KILROY ‘corrected’ before disappearing into the office.
Before him, a small, balding, bespectacled middle-aged man sat, trying to seem as stern as possible in the physical - and olfactory - presence of the wrasslin’ beast.
He cleared his throat, “Ah, so you’re Kilroy…”
KILROY just nodded, confusing Principal Dooley.
After his apparent look of expectancy led nowhere, the principal spoke up again, “Your last name?”
KILROY looked confused, “LAST name?!”
Dooley chose to move on. “A-anyway, I’ve been told by some students that some of the more troubled children approached you the other day to perhaps harm some of my students.”
“Yup.” was all KILROY responded with.
The principal’s eyes widened.
KILROY shrugged, “Not a good loCAAAAAAtiooooooonnnn if you were-ah tryna to stop that, HUH, chief?”
Principal Dooley was now stuck in a position where any action he takes could result in bone breakage the likes he’s never experienced before.
So instead, he naively asked, “But you’re not going to do that, right?”
“Maybe I will, maybe I willn’t!” he replied, “KILROY’s got puh-LENTY of time to maim a buncha kids and THEN go on to put my boss through a glassssss taaaable!”
The principal was speechless.
“And OH BOY, would I mule-ill-ate them kids!” KILROY said with such exuberance that it sickened Dooley to his very core. He pointed to his SNUFF Championship. “You see this? This is like a con-ger-eshunal medal for being the MOST violent!”
Principal Dooley rested his head in his hands, “Oh my God…”
“And that’s like, ahhhh, against WRESTLERS!” KILROY added excitedly. “These, these little weedy nerds would get piled UP, piled UP!!! 10 by 10, 40 by 40, 100 by- hey, how many kids go to this school anyway?”
“No no no.” Dooley muttered.
“And even your ammchure wrestlers wouldn’ta stanna chance ag’in’ me and my shovel!”
“Shovel?!” the principal yelped.
KILROY nodded, “Yeah, or a baseball bat, OR some chains, ORRA really long and sharp-”
“Okay, I get it!!” Principal Dooley exclaimed, much to his own shock. He turned a noticeable shade of crimson, but luckily this didn’t enrage the nut.
“Bu-ut,” KILROY said as he slowly rose to his feet. “I rally should probably go get ready to skin Casanova English, and then sear his exposed flesh, and then dance with his skin body, mayyyyybe give it a few kisses - shhh, shhh, don’t tell him, leave it as a SECRET! - so for now, I’m goin’, g’bye!”
KILROY began to leave the office. The principal was finally able to relax, just looking on in disbelief.
“Oh.” KILROY said as he paused by the threshold. “But I’ll be back after my match!”
Principal Dooley’s face just went from crimson to white as a sheet.
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Post by Casanova English on Dec 26, 2023 14:11:31 GMT
Hello Anderson Shepley baby with another episode of Star of the Month. The star this month is none other than Haru Nijiima. She is the number one contender for the New World Championship and proved she is worthy of that slot on the card by pinning Grace Leary last month in a tag team match. Yes, Haru may be branching out on her own, but she has proved efficient as one of CULT’s most dominant tag teams alongside Kaede Iruma – Heartkillers. Next month at Red Planet she will have to do it all alone. She will be locked inside a steel cage with Grace Leary, limiting the chances she will have Kaede play a factor. So we will see if Haru can handle Grace all on her own and walk out of Red Planet as New World Champion.
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